Urban Legends: Bloody Mary (2005 Video)
Robert Vito: David Owens
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Quotes
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David Owens : Just because I have a dead Mexican hooker in my room doesn't mean I went to Mexico.
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Samantha Owens : [the girls pile into bed after having a pillow fight and start jokingly chanting the incantation] Bloody Mary.
[the girls giggle and chuckle and she says it again]
Samantha Owens : Bloody Mary.
[the girls giggle again and she says it the last time]
Samantha Owens : Bloody Mary.
Martha - Samantha's Friend #1 : [a vision of Bloody Mary appears outside the house and they hear tapping on the window; the girls scream] Who is it?
Samantha Owens : [sees David enter] David!
Martha - Samantha's Friend #1 : [throws a pillow at him] Asshole!
[David catches it, flips the light on, and sits on the couch]
Samantha Owens : So, David, you're back early. Shouldn't you still be at the dance? I'm sure it's still going on.
David Owens : Oh, yeah well... I was there long enough not to see any of you.
Samantha Owens : Well, we didn't want to go to that stupid popularity contest.
David Owens : And why is that? Oh, 'cause you couldn't get dates?
Martha - Samantha's Friend #1 : Yep. That's exactly what happened. The football team put us on the blacklist.
Samantha Owens : We could've gone! We preferred to stay here and have some female bonding.
David Owens : [David looks down Mindy's top and sees her cleavage] Hey, Mindy. Nice.
[David winks]
Mindy - Samantha's Friend #2 : [looking disgusted and uncomfortable] Shut up!
Samantha Owens : [looks shocked and disgusted] David!
David Owens : [He gets up from the couch and moves towards the girls] Oh, and just so you guys get it right, Candyman ripped off Bloody Mary in the first place. Not the other way around.
[He winks and exits]
Mindy - Samantha's Friend #2 : [after David leaves] How long was your brother outside listening to us?
Martha - Samantha's Friend #1 : Long enough to masturbate.
Samantha Owens : Not long at all then.
[the girls giggle]
