She's the Man (2006)

Brandon Jay McLaren: Toby

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• Toby : How come when I wanted to ask Eunice out everyone made fun of me, but then Sebastian likes her and suddenly she's cool? Screw you guys. I hate high school.

• Toby : [talking about Eunice]  She's got a little somethin' somethin'.

  Andrew : Yeah... asthma and headgear.

• Toby : I need your advice man. I got lady troubles.

  Viola : I'm here for you bro. I got a lifetime of knowledge.

• Viola : [as Sebastian]  Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.

  Duke : [laughs] 

  [Viola clears throat] 

  Duke : What-what's your name?

  Viola : Sebastian Hastings.

  Duke : Duke Orsino.

  Viola : [grunts] 

  Duke : Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.

  Andrew : Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.

  Toby : Seriously, how old are you?

  Viola : I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?

  Duke : Noon. You play?

  Viola : Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?

  Duke : Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.

  Viola : Schveet!

  Duke : Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?

  Viola : Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?

  Andrew : So you stick 'em up your nose?

  Viola : Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?

  [Boys shake head] 

  Viola : Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.

  Duke : Serious?

  Viola : Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

  Duke : That's disgusting!

  Andrew : Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!

• Toby : Is your sister hot?

  Viola : [as Sebastian]  Uh... I guess so... she's got a great personality.

  Toby : Ew.

• Duke : [at the kissing booth]  What do you think its going to be like?

  Toby : It's going to be really special, she's just about kissed 300 guys at his point.

• Toby : Seriously, how old are you?

  Viola : [as Sebastian]  I skipped a couple grades. I'm brilliant. Shh.

• Toby : [cough]  Incoming.

  Viola : Check out the booty on that blondie.

• [as Sebastian, Viola enters Cesarios searching for Duke, Andrew and Toby] 

  Duke : Man. Look who's here.

  [ducks down] 

  Duke : Don't look at him. Maybe he won't see us. Spread out so that it looks like we got no room.

  [Toby spreads out] 

  Viola : What's up?

  Duke , Andrew : What's up?

  Paul : [into his phone]  Go, Kia.

  [Kia struts into Cesarios up to Viola/Sebastian] 

  Kia : Hey, Sebastian.

  Viola : Kia. Hey, girl. How you doing, baby?

  Kia : Not the same without you.

  Viola : You know how it is. New school, new babe pool.

  [Duke and Andrew look at each other, confused] 

  Kia : I miss you, Sebastian. I've been thinking about you a lot. Especially at night.

  Viola : Sweet.

  Kia : And late.

  Toby : Okay. Did she just say that to Sebastian?

  Duke : What just happened?