The Simpsons Movie (2007)
Hank Azaria: Professor Frink, Comic Book Guy, Moe Szyslak, Chief Wiggum, Lou, Carl, Cletus, Bumblebee Man, Male EPA Worker, Dome Depot Announcer, Kissing Cop, Carnival Barker, Counter Man, Apu, Drederick Tatum, Sea Captain, EPA Passenger, Robot, Dr. Nick Riviera, Wise Guy
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Quotes
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Marge Simpson : Homer, you have to go out there, face that mob, and apologize for what you did.
Homer Simpson : I would, but I'm afraid if I open the door, they'll take all of you!
Carl : No we won't. We just want Homer!
Homer Simpson : Well, maybe not you, but they'll kill Grandpa!
Grampa : I'm part of the mob!
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Chief Wiggum : [sees Fat Tony and his mobsters dragging a body wrapped in a sheet to the lake] Uh sorry, sorry, no dumping in the lake!
Fat Tony : Fine, I will put my *yard trimmings* in a car compactor.
[he and the mobsters walk off with the body]
Lou : Uh, Chief, I think there was a dead body in there.
Chief Wiggum : I thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. You gotta learn to listen, Lou.
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Robot : Red wire, blue wire, black is usually the ground...
[begins shaking]
Robot : ... ahhh, so much pressure... PRESSURE!
[grabs Chief Wiggum's gun and shoots itself in the head]
Chief Wiggum : He was talking about it, but I never took him seriously.
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[Billie Joe Armstrong from Green Day sings "da-da-da" to the final part of the Simpsons tune, following his teleprompter]
Billie Joe Armstrong : Alright, well thanks a lot for coming. We've been playing for three and a half hours, now we'd like just a minute of your time to say something about the environment.
[there is a deathly silence, followed by huge boos from the Springfieldians. They start throwing things at Green Day]
Barney Gumble : Preachy!
Billie Joe Armstrong : We're not being preachy!
Tre Cool : But the pollution in your lake - it's dissolving our barge!
[Moe is sitting in a deck chair. Lisa is standing next to him]
Lisa Simpson : I thought they touched on a vital issue.
Moe : I beg to differ.
[He throws a rock at the stage, which penetrates the bass drum and hits Frank in the crotch]
Tre Cool : Oh.
Mike Dirnt : Gentlemen, it's been an honour playing with you tonight.
[Green Day put down their instruments and bring out violins as the barge sinks. Lisa looks on woefully]
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[to the angry mob, as Homer tries to escape through the sinkhole]
Moe : The top of his head is still showing! Claw at it!
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Lisa Simpson : This town is just one piece of trash away from a toxic nightmare! But I knew you wouldn't listen. So I took the liberty of pouring water from the lake in all your drinking glasses!
[everyone spits out their water in disgust]
Moe : See, this is why we should hate kids!
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Russ Cargill : I was tricked by an idiot!
Cletus : Hey, I know how you feel; I was beat in tic-tac-toe by a chicken.
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Chief Wiggum : [after the Simpsons' house collapses into the sink hole] They're China's problem now.
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Comic Book Guy : I've spent my entire life doing nothing but collecting comic books... and now there's only time to say... LIFE WELL SPENT!
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Chief Wiggum : [shouting at a naked Bart] Stop, in the name of American squeamishness!
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Professor Frink : People, people, I have a very important announcement! I have invented an acid-firing super drill that can cut through anything. It's right there, just out... side the dome.
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Chief Wiggum : Alright, men. Open fire!
[Cops shoot at dome; the bullets ricochet and hit them]
Chief Wiggum : Who's hurt? Raise your hand.
[Cops raise their hands moaning]
Chief Wiggum : Without the attitude.
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Moe : What are you telling us, we're trapped like rats?
Russ Cargill : No, rats can't be trapped this easily. You're trapped like... carrots.
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Mayor Quimby : I hereby declare a state of emergency: Code Black.
Lenny : Black? That's the worst color there is.
[Lenny turns to Carl, his black friend]
Lenny : No offense there, Carl.
Carl : I get it all the time.
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Mayor Quimby : To make sure this wall is completely idiot-proof... Cletus!
Cletus : Yes'um?
Mayor Quimby : Try to dump something in the lake.
Cletus : Okay.
[tries to go to the lake to dump a possum but keeps hitting the wall]
Cletus : I can't. I - I simply can't.
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EPA Passenger : There's something strange about that 'Sop' sign...
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Montgomery Burns : So, you want some of my electricity, do you? Well, for once, the rich, white man is in control. I have two buttons behind my desk. One will provide your town with power, the other releases the hounds. Reach me. Make me your brother.
Dr. Hibbert : The hospital's generator is about to give out. Lives will be lost.
Montgomery Burns : [writing down] Lives... lost. Go on.
Chief Wiggum : We have a convict we're gonna fry tomorrow, but now we can't.
Montgomery Burns : Tempting, tempting...
Apu : Look, all of our reasons mean nothing. Just look inside your heart and you will find the answer.
[Smithers waves frantically and shakes his head no; cut to outside of mansion as screaming and barking is heard inside]
Apu : Aaah!
Montgomery Burns : First door on the right.
Apu : Thank you.
Dr. Hibbert , Chief Wiggum , Apu : [as they run out chased by dogs] Aaah!
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[Moe sports a bathrobe and a traffic cone on his head]
Marge Simpson : Why are you dressed like that?
Moe : Well, I don't like to brag, but I am now the Emperor of Springfield.
Barney Gumble : No, you're not!
[throws Molotov cocktail at Moe]
Moe : Yes, I am!
[Moe throws it back and it explodes]
Barney Gumble : Okay. Hail Emperor.
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Cletus : [after showing Cargill a trick with his thumb] You want to know how I do it?
Russ Cargill : Four generations of inbreeding?
Cletus : [Flattered] Oh, you.
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Marge Simpson : "Eepa." What does that mean?
Comic Book Guy : I believe it's the sound the Green Lantern made when Sinestro threw him into a vat of acid. "Eee-pa!"
Marge Simpson : Yeah. Thanks for coming over.
Comic Book Guy : [happily] Thanks for giving me your pregnancy pants; I've never known comfort like this.
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EPA Passenger : Look, we can't keep stopping at every "sop", "yeld", or "one vay" sign!
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Dr. Nick : [after a piece of the dome has fallen and impaled him] Bye, everybody!
[dies]
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Russ Cargill : My name is Russ Cargill and I'm the head of the EPA.
Moe : The what?
Russ Cargill : Environmental Protection Agency.
Lenny : Come again?
Russ Cargill : Look, I'm a man on a big TV. Just listen.
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Kent Brockman : [At Moe's Tavern, the bar patrons and Moe look at the television when the power goes out] Day 37 under the dome. We are facing intermittent power failures which...
Moe : [the lights come back on, all the booze has been stolen off the shelves and the patrons have disappeared] Okay, very funny. I'm gonna turn the lights off again. When they come back on, I want all my booze back the way it was.
[switches light off, then turns it back and sees that all of his other necessities including his clothing have been looted. He's only in his underwear]
Moe : Yeah, okay. Okay...
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Bart Simpson : [poking mutant squirrel's eyes] Jab him-jab him-jab-jab-jab!
Male EPA Worker : Hey! Jab one more eye and it's a federal crime!
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Bart Simpson : Dad!
Homer Simpson : What seems to be the problem, officers?
Bart Simpson : Tell them you dared me to do it!
Chief Wiggum : If that's true, then you should be taking the rap here, not your son.
Homer Simpson : And what happens to me if it's my fault?
Chief Wiggum : You'll have to attend a one hour parenting class.
Homer Simpson : It was all his idea! He's out of control I tell ya! Oh, I'm at my wit's end!
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EPA Driver : There's something strange about that sop sign.
[Homer is seen driving to the EPA van in a wrecking ball crane to rescue his family, activates the wrecking ball to hit the van but barely touches it and makes a little tick of noise]
Bart Simpson : [gasps] What was that?
Lisa Simpson : Probably just a moth.
Marge Simpson : I hope it's okay.
[wrecking ball comes back to the crane and hits Homer, swinging him back to forth hitting a rock and a buliding called A Hard Place. Then the ball eventually stops swinging Homer and then drops him to the ground]
EPA Passenger : Look, we can't keep stopping at every sop, yeld or one vay sign. Just move along.
[drives away]
