- Tradings Officer: Are you saying this is a genuine Toy Story video?
- Ray Santilli: Oh aye, yeah, I've got friends in Hollywood. They look after me.
- Tradings Officer: *You've* got friends in Hollywood?
- Ray Santilli: Yeah.
- [crosses fingers]
- Ray Santilli: Me and Mr. Potato Head; we're like that... that's me on top there...
- Voros: Now is what you have told me the truth?
- [Holding a gun to Ray's head]
- Ray Santilli: Yes! I swear to you.
- [Nervous tone]
- Ray Santilli: Everything I've told you is absolutely true!
- Ray Santilli: Voros was in the middle of a crop circle, looking up to the heavens, hoping for some sort of close encounter probably, just came out of nowhere.
- Morgan Banner: Alien spacecraft...
- Gary Shoefield: No, a green Land Rover. Knocked him over. Killed him.
- Ray Santilli: Dead.
- Gary Shoefield: He was naked.