Futurama: Bender's Big Score (2007 Video)

Katey Sagal: Turanga Leela

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Quotes 

• Professor Farnsworth : Yes? I see.

  [hangs up phone] 

  Professor Farnsworth : Good news, everyone! Those asinine morons who canceled us were themselves fired for incompetence.

  [the crew cheers] 

  Professor Farnsworth : And not just fired, but beaten up, too... and pretty badly.

  [the crew cheers doubtfully] 

  Professor Farnsworth : In fact, most of them died from their injuries.

  [the crew remains silent while Bender laughs evilly] 

  Professor Farnsworth : And then they were ground up into a fine pink powder.

  Fry : Why?

  Professor Farnsworth : Oh, it's got a million and one uses.

  [Takes some Torgo's Powder and sprinkles it in his pants] 

  Professor Farnsworth : Aw, that soothes the fire.

  Leela : [referring to both the numerous air conditioners and the admirers of Futurama]  So what does this mean for us and our many fans?

  Professor Farnsworth : It means we're back on the air!

  [the crew is still silent] 

  Professor Farnsworth : Yes, flying on the air in our mighty spaceship!

  [the crew cheers wildly] 

  Bender : We're back, baby!

• Leela : What's the secret of time travel doing on Fry's ass?

  Fry : It was bound to be somewhere!

• [everyone is huddled in a giant rock igloo on Neptune after the scammer aliens have taken over the Earth] 

  Bender : Rrrrr... it's so cold, my processor is running at peak efficiency!

  Leela : What are you, a whining machine? If you want to worry about something, worry about the Yetis.

  Zoidberg : Jedis?

  [a chorus of howling Yetis is heard from a distance] 

  Zoidberg : Oh... YETIS!

  Professor Farnsworth : Amy - you speak Yeti - what are they saying?

  Amy Wong : I'm not sure, but it sounds like something to do with... assaulting the interlopers!

  [a trio of giant Yetis smashes through the side of the rock igloo; everyone screams and scatters while Leela runs towards them] 

  Leela : Yeee-ah! Don't mess with me you ice-crapping snow honkys. I just got dumped!

  [the Yetis flee in terror as Leela chases after them with a primitive spear] 

  Hermes Conrad : Sweet Yeti of the Serengeti! She's gone crazy Eddie in the heady!

• Leela : [Bender returns from time travel and steals...]  The Mona Lisa!

  Bender : Sorry, it's not quite finished.

  Shlump : Da Vinci give you any trouble?

  Bender : Let's just say he might not make it to "The Last Supper".

• Lars : I'm not afraid of you or your expensive gun! Go ahead and shoot!

  Nudar : [pointing his gun at Leela]  Oh, yeah? Then what if I kill the woman you love?

  Leela : Don't you understand, numb-neck? He doesn't love me!

  Lars : [crying]  I've... always loved you. Don't hurt her. I'll give you the code.

• [Leela and Lars share an intimate kiss in the Hall of Screaming Skulls] 

  Leela : Let's go to my place.

  [cut to an outside shot of Leela's apartment building. A wrecking ball razes the building] 

  Lars : I... like what you've done with it.