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Kinetta (2005)

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At a Greek hotel in the off-season, a chamber maid, a man obsessed with BMWs, and a photo-store clerk attempt to film and photograph various badly reenacted struggles between a man and a woman.


Yorgos Lanthimos
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Credited cast:
Evangelia Randou ... Chambermaid
Aris Servetalis ... Photo-store clerk
Costas Xikominos
Rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Babis Galiatsatos Babis Galiatsatos ... Ypastinomos (as Babis Galiatsakos)
Ektoras Kaloudis ... Politis Aftokiniton (as Hector Kaloudis)
Vasilis Karaboulas Vasilis Karaboulas ... Plasie Rouhon
Steve Krikris ... Barman
Tina Papanikolaou Tina Papanikolaou ... Nosokoma
Youlika Skafida ... Thima Paralias


During off-season at the Greek seaside resort of Kinetta, three perfect strangers--a police officer out of uniform with a thing for German luxury cars and Russian women, an eccentric photographer, and a hotel chambermaid--join forces for a rather strange reason: to recreate homicides. Meticulously and with an almost ritualistic approach, the unlikely trio reenact crime scenes of brutal murders, to the point where the boundaries of their own private lives slowly begin to blur. Does this alliance lead somewhere? Written by Nick Riganas

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Visually intriguing trash.
5 September 2019 | by slammerhardSee all my reviews

99% percent of 21st century Greek filmmakers would not be able to direct a good film even if their life depended on it. It's no coincidence that the crowning achievement of modern Greek cinema-Dogtooth-borrows its plot and visual style from other films. Left alone to his own devices, the best someone like Lanthimos can come up with is trash like Kineta and Alps. Despite its visually intriguing style, Kineta is one of the worst films ever made. No story, awful acting, terrible pace. What's even worse is that every Greek filmmaker is trying to imitate the Lanthimos style, hoping to get some exposure at a European film festival. It's been a long established fact that none of these films get their money back. The only reason they keep on getting made is because of state funding. This is one more of the failures of European socialism. Funneling taxpayers money to support art of dubious quality. It wouldn't surprise me if the directors made the film with a fraction of the allocated budget, pocketing the best. There was once a time when commercial films made in Greece were able to fill the cinemas. Quite naturally those films were considered low level because they were made strictly for entertainment purposes. Unfortunately this system has been destroyed and replaced by organizations with a political agenda. This is a general problem that occurs all over the European Union. Just take a look at the type of films that are promoted in European festivals. Filmmakers hoping to become the next Lanthimos don't dare to experiment with a different style. It would be equal to suicide. Bear in mind that there is no such thing any longer as an European art film. None of the films getting the main prizes in European festivals are "art". They are just a product created by people who follow established guidelines. It doesn't matter if nobody goes to the theater to see it as long as funding for the next project has been secured. This is how the system works.

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Release Date:

18 October 2019 (USA) See more »

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Filming Locations:

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Dolby Digital



Aspect Ratio:

1.66 : 1
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