Fred Claus (2007)

John Michael Higgins: Willie

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Quotes 

• Willie : You sure you wouldn't be more comfortable on bottom?

  Fred Claus : I don't think it's gonna make much of a difference, Willie.

• Willie : [about Fred's slade driving]  Are you sure you've never done this before? Because you drive like an absolute pro... who makes a lot of mistakes.

• Clyde : Where do you think you're going?

  Fred Claus : Delivering presents.

  Clyde : No, you're not! Santa is the only one who can deliver the presents!

  Willie : No, only a Claus can deliver the presents, and that is a Claus.

• Willie : Love is so complicated.

  Fred Claus : Yeah, can be.

  Willie : It hurts.

• Willie : Charlene, do you think it's possible we can make enough gifts to meet our quota?

  Charlene : Baseball bats, lose four seconds, 55... Yeah, it is possible.

  Willie : It is, but, Fred, that's not what the kids asked for.

  Fred Claus : Yeah, but all that matters is that each of the kids get a toy. That they have something that they can open when they wake up in the morning. Most importantly, they all know there's somebody who's thinking about them.

• Fred Claus : [deleted scene]  Wanna race? Go.

  [he brushes his teeth] 

  Fred Claus : Look at how fast I go. I can get my tongue and the roof.

  Willie : Fred, I don't want to be cheered up right now.