Welcome (I) (2007)
Anil Kapoor: Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey
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Quotes
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : We're thugs, don... So what? Our sisters and daughter can't get married. You love our Sanjana. Right? Are you going to leave her hanging? Look genius. Invitations are out. Whole city knows. If this engagement doesn't go as planed. What'll happen to Udhay Bhai's image? Tell me. Now are you going to wake up your uncle or shall I? Look you make him sniff cocaine, heroine whatever... Just bring him to the engagement. Or I'll kill your whole family.
Rajiv Saini : [making punchs] You'll kill us! How can you?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [shoots a bullet and the pigeons start flying] Look up. You, your uncle and your aunty. All of you will be like those pigeons.
Rajiv Saini : [looking on the pigeons as three of them one by one sit by his shoulders and head] Uncle! Aunt! Me!
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [to Uday] Then ask him yourself. Will he bring his uncle to engagement or Shall I?
Rajiv Saini : Now you bring him. Mr. Majnu. My uncle is like my parents. I can't bare If someone disrespects my parent. I love your sister very much. And I will always. But I won't get married over guns. I'm leaving. If you want to stop me. Shoot me in the back.
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[repeated line]
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Sir, will we lie to you?
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Ishika : [about Lucky] He can be dead anytime! Mean RDX sir couldn't get the chance to talk to his son, and we can tell him any fake story.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Whatever you say Udday Bhai, but the girl is quite intelligent.
Uday Shankar Shetty : Thank you!
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Rajiv Saini : That girl name begin with "l" you remember?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Iravati!
Rajiv Saini : Iravati! Sanjana! The girl he fall in love with, Once her brother broke down his hands and legs, Am I right?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : They just broke my hands, my Leg broke while falling in the drain!
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[conversation over the phone]
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I need 4 khokha.
Dr. Ghunghroo : Listen, this is boutique and we sell ladies dresses not khokha.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : You idiot, Khokha means Crore,
Dr. Ghunghroo : Oh! Crore and you want 4, Did your father left them here or your Mother?
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [about an unconscious Ghungroo] Take his pants off. Naked.
Dr. Ghunghroo : [thinking] Everybody gets naked in front of the doctor. So the doctor himself today.
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Sagar's goon : Hey enough of you. Nobody can touch our brother.
Rajiv Saini : Not even touch him?
[touches Majnu]
Rajiv Saini : Here I touched him. If someone tries to even touch me, you can't even imagine... what could happen to you?
[touches again]
Rajiv Saini : Here, I touched him again. What are you going to do?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Hey... who's behind you?
Rajiv Saini : You want to know. Do you want to talk to him? Take this phone. Shall I dial it for you? Would you like to talk? Can you handle it? What happened? You're quiet suddenly. Hey look here.
[touches again]
Rajiv Saini : I touched him third time.
Dr. Ghunghroo : [whispering] Rajiv, Don't touch him. You'll create a problem.
Rajiv Saini : [touches and leaves] Here I'm touching again.
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Sagar's goon : Seems like he's got a very big hand behind him. But who could be bigger than Majnu Bhai and Udhay Bhai?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Only one man. George Bush!
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[Ghunghroo's shoe falls, while he is hanging from a building]
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Hey fruit without a tree. If you want to suicide, then fall straight. Or shall I make you fall? Are you measuring the length by throwing a shoe?
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Relationship cancel.
Dr. Ghunghroo : [cheerfully] What are you saying?
[showing fake disappointment]
Dr. Ghunghroo : What are you saying? Relationship cancel.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : You disappeared after meeting, hugging and fixing relationship... with my Udhay brother.
Dr. Ghunghroo : No, I went to prepare for engagement and wedding so... I got a little late.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Too late. Now our sister is in love with someone else. Sorry from Udhay brother.
Dr. Ghunghroo : [taking relief] What sorry?
[in fake miserable voice]
Dr. Ghunghroo : My nephew will die.
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Uday Shankar Shetty : You're two seconds late. The guy just left.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Which guy?
Uday Shankar Shetty : The one Sanjana loves. I've fixed the engagement on 13th.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Then what about my painting guy?
Uday Shankar Shetty : Take him out of the painting. Make a building there.
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Uday Shankar Shetty : What am I hearing? Hey Hungry. You shot at his uncle!
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : What was I suppose to do? He was acting unconscious. Old man.
Rajiv Saini : Calling him old man. He don't have manners.
Uday Shankar Shetty : You'll call his uncle old man! Don't forget that the old man is my going to be relative. I'm asking. Why did you have to shoot?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I thought it'll bring his conscious back.
Rajiv Saini : Ask him. What if a bullet would have gone through him?
Uday Shankar Shetty : [along with Rajiv] What if a bullet would have gone through him?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I made a mistake. Sorry.
Uday Shankar Shetty : How long will I bare your mistakes? Did I tell you to go shoot? Did I? No. Right? Why did you shoot?
Rajiv Saini : And Bhai Saheb that thing I told about waking uncle up. And those ugly hand signs.
Uday Shankar Shetty : What does he mean?
[lifts his hand, Rajiv pushes it down]
Uday Shankar Shetty : How were you waking him up? Swine, How hard was it to make this relation? We have found such a decent and intelligent guy. You're trying to mess up the relationship. Swine, I'll kill you.
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Kill me. But whoever gives you tension I won't spear that person.
Uday Shankar Shetty : [feaking out] What shall I do of him? I can't even kill him. Because he loves me. Ballu tell him... What did he do?
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Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Our brother has flew from Italy to be in the engagement.
Dr. Ghunghroo : Who's that new brother?
Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Our elder brother... RDX!
