Welcome (I) (2007)

Paresh Rawal: Dr. Dayal Ghungroo

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Quotes 

• Rajiv Saini : [after seeing Balu running]  He can run uncle!

  Dr. Ghunghroo : You also run!

• Ishika : Who says Lucky is not here! Huh!

  Dr. Ghunghroo : But I can't see him! Where is he?

  Ishika : He's standing right in front of me!

  Dr. Ghunghroo : No no! I don't want to be caught in this!

  Ishika : I could have lay besides you, but RDX's son is dead, not daughter, his father will cry and fall on his chest,

  Dr. Ghunghroo : No no! Not me!

  [gets laid in Lucky's place] 

• Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : You guys played a game with us, now we are going to play game with you, Passing the parcel,

  Dr. Ghunghroo : One have to sing a song on which hands the parcel is... being held after music is off. Isn't it the same game?

  Lucky : Yes... same... same... same...

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Err! RDX brother me and your Bhabhi...

  [holds Ishika] 

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Oh! Sorry... Sorry...

  [holds his wife] 

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Say Namaste to him.

  Mrs. Ghungroo : Namaste.

  Mrs. Ghungroo : We are experts.

  Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : But we aren't. A rule has been changed in it.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Have to dance along with the song. We know the variation.

  Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : When the music goes off Whoever hold this parcel he'll be drop off in this 1000 miles deep trench.

• [conversation over the phone] 

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : I need 4 khokha.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Listen, this is boutique and we sell ladies dresses not khokha.

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : You idiot, Khokha means Crore,

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Oh! Crore and you want 4, Did your father left them here or your Mother?

• Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : [about an unconscious Ghungroo]  Take his pants off. Naked.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : [thinking]  Everybody gets naked in front of the doctor. So the doctor himself today.

• Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : When did you come?

  Dr. Ghunghroo : I was the first one came here! You were crying, over my chest.

  Ranvir 'RDX' Dhanraj Xaja : Over your chest!

  Uday Shankar Shetty : No one can remember, in grief, that whose crying over whose chest?

• Dr. Ghunghroo : I met a girl, whom I was looking for a long time,

  Rajiv Saini : You found a new trouble for me...

  Dr. Ghunghroo : She is not trouble, she is the solution of trouble, Do one thing, Just try to make her falls in love with you then marry her, Then I'll excuse to Shetty, I want my nephew to marry with your sister but... He was a scoundrel, He married 3 months before without my permission. Now no matter what, He is the big Don, Will he marry his sister with someone who's already married...

• Sagar's goon : Hey enough of you. Nobody can touch our brother.

  Rajiv Saini : Not even touch him?

  [touches Majnu] 

  Rajiv Saini : Here I touched him. If someone tries to even touch me, you can't even imagine... what could happen to you?

  [touches again] 

  Rajiv Saini : Here, I touched him again. What are you going to do?

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Hey... who's behind you?

  Rajiv Saini : You want to know. Do you want to talk to him? Take this phone. Shall I dial it for you? Would you like to talk? Can you handle it? What happened? You're quiet suddenly. Hey look here.

  [touches again] 

  Rajiv Saini : I touched him third time.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : [whispering]  Rajiv, Don't touch him. You'll create a problem.

  Rajiv Saini : [touches and leaves]  Here I'm touching again.

• Dr. Ghunghroo : [talking about Uday]  Truly, he is such a decent man...

  Pandit : He's not a decent but a murderer, His morning starts with the bullets... And until If he didn't kill 10-12 people his night does not over...

• [Ghunghroo slips and hangs from a building] 

  Dr. Ghunghroo : I don't understand. What should I do? What else can we do? Besides praying to God. Oh Lord help me.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : [sees Majnu]  What kind of help is this...

• Rajiv Saini : Okay Uncle. I'm leaving.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : You're going out! Do you want me dead?

  Rajiv Saini : Why? What happened?

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Nobody should know that we've come back. Stay in.

  Rajiv Saini : Uncle I'm going to meet Sanjana's brother. You said it yourself that engagement should happen quick.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Oh yes yes... Sanjana's friends were telling me that... her brother is a big man of this city. And if once... We're in relation with them. Then her brother will handle Majnu and Shetty. Why should we handle them? Go on son. Go from there.

• Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Relationship cancel.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : [cheerfully]  What are you saying?

  [showing fake disappointment] 

  Dr. Ghunghroo : What are you saying? Relationship cancel.

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : You disappeared after meeting, hugging and fixing relationship... with my Udhay brother.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : No, I went to prepare for engagement and wedding so... I got a little late.

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Too late. Now our sister is in love with someone else. Sorry from Udhay brother.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : [taking relief]  What sorry?

  [in fake miserable voice] 

  Dr. Ghunghroo : My nephew will die.

• Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Our brother has flew from Italy to be in the engagement.

  Dr. Ghunghroo : Who's that new brother?

  Sagar 'Majnu' Pandey : Our elder brother... RDX!