30 Rock (2006–2013)
Tracy Morgan: Tracy Jordan, Alfie, Governor Bob Dunston, Nipsey
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Quotes
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Tracy Jordan : Stop eating people's old french fries, pigeon! Have some self respect! Don't you know you can fly?
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Tracy Jordan : Here's some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age.Live every week like it's Shark Week.
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Tracy Jordan : I love this cornbread so much I want to take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant
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Tracy Jordan : I'm whipped! Angie got me up at 7:30 today. Did you know that in the morning, they have food, TV, almost everything. It's pretty good.
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Tracy Jordan : So what's your religion, Liz Lemon?
Liz Lemon : I pretty much do whatever Oprah tells me to do
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Jack : Have you ever considered becoming the celebrity face of the Republican Party?
Tracy Jordan : What? Hell no! Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the Earth?
Jack : Now, that mis-perception is precisely why the GOP needs better celebrities. And a black celebrity, such as yourself, would really make us look good. Now, do you like lower taxes?
Tracy Jordan : If I paid taxes, I sure would.
Jack : How about gun ownership?
Tracy Jordan : Go on.
Jack : States' rights?
Tracy Jordan : I love states' rights!
Jack : And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.
Tracy Jordan : Lincoln was a Republican?
Dot Com : Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.
Jack : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.
Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.
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Tracy Jordan : What did I tell you was the secret to having a good marriage and keeping it together, Kenneth?
Kenneth Parcell : Be a good listener, a giver of gifts and work that va-jay-jay.
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Tracy Jordan : I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi! I am a Jedi!
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Tracy Jordan : I learned fried chicken at the school of hard knocks.
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Tracy Jordan : Liz Lemon! I can't believe they put what you said in the paper.
Liz Lemon : Shh! How do you know about that?
[Liz looks at Tracy's newspaper]
Liz Lemon : This is a "Cathy" cartoon.
Tracy Jordan : Yeah, that cartoon copied exactly what you said the other day.
Liz Lemon : [Flashback to Liz] Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! Aack!
