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Land Mines for London 

Herr Flick knows where the land mines are and, with Von Smallhausen, hides in them to arrest resistance members when they pick the mines up.


Richard Boden


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Episode cast overview, first billed only:
Gorden Kaye ... René Artois
John D. Collins ... Flying Officer Fairfax
Nicholas Frankau ... Flying Officer Carstairs
Vicki Michelle ... Yvette Carte-Blanche
Carmen Silvera ... Edith Artois
Richard Gibson ... Herr Otto Flick
John Louis Mansi John Louis Mansi ... Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen
Kim Hartman ... Private Helga Geerhart
Richard Marner ... Colonel Kurt von Strohm
Guy Siner ... Lieutenant Hubert Gruber
Sue Hodge ... Mimi Labonq
Kirsten Cooke ... Michelle Dubois
Gavin Richards Gavin Richards ... Captain Alberto Bertorelli
Rose Hill Rose Hill ... Madame Fanny
Jack Haig Jack Haig ... Roger Leclerc


While he was in the bell tower of the church, Herr Flick saw the two stolen land mines in the Butcher's Yard next to Café René. When he and Von Smallhausen find out they are empty, they both hide inside them in order to catch resistance members when they come to transport the mines. Meanwhile, Helga told the colonel and Gruber the whereabouts of the land mines and the colonel - not knowing the mines are empty and harmless and Flick and Von Smallhausen are in them - orders Bertorelli and his men to move the land mines to the German air base. After finding out about this, Michelle comes up with a plan to get the British airmen into the mines and back to England. Written by Marco van Hoof <k_luifje7@hotmail.com>

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[Von Smallhausen has been squashed by the bell of the church]
Herr Engelbert von Smallhausen: I have a very sore head.
Herr Otto Flick: That is the least of your problems. You have been squashed well below the minimum height required for members of the Gestapo.
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More madcap fun.
18 February 2020 | by Sleepin_DragonSee all my reviews

The explosive Christmas puddings are still the source of great concern for Rene. Herr Flick has discovered the missing Landmines, he and Von Smallhausen have discovered their whereabouts, but so has Colonel Von Strohm. Rene sets about getting the Landmines, not knowing that The Gestapo are inside.

It is very daft and fun once again, I would again have to say that this series is beginning to feel a little tired. Funniest scene has to be the appearance of Herr Flick and Von Smallhausen at the end, that was very funny.

Finally Rene stops Michelle in mid flow. They are definitely repeating the repeated material, but it's still managing to be funny.

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14 January 1989 (UK) See more »

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England, UK

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