3rd Rock from the Sun (TV Series)

Romeo & Juliet & Dick (1997)

Joseph Gordon-Levitt: Tommy Solomon

Quotes 

• Officer Don : Hamlet? The story is as old as time: Pretty boy son has a rich daddy, and a good-looking mommy. The uncle knocks off daddy, marries mommy, and he cuts pretty boy out of the action. So junior goes crazy and he kills them all. Not a pretty story... but there it is.

  [Don and Sally go into the kitchen] 

  Tommy Solomon : [to Dick]  Isn't that the plot to 'The Lion King'?

• Tommy Solomon : Remind me never to ask you for another favor again!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : You weren't right for the role.

  Harry Solomon : Hey, how'd the audition go?

  Tommy Solomon : I lost the part. The "Dy-reck-tor" didn't think I was good enough!

  Dr. Dick Solomon : You were good. You had delivery, presence, timing, you just didn't have that indefinable something extra.

  Tommy Solomon : I was just trying to score some points with my girlfriend. Is that too much to ask?

  Dr. Dick Solomon : 'Romeo & Juliet' is a Shakespearian tragedy. It has nothing to do with a horny teenager and his girlfriend!