American Dad! (TV Series)

Deacon Stan, Jesus Man (2005)

Dennis Predovic: Bela Karolyi, Karl Rove

Quotes 

• Steve Smith : Hi, Betsy. Steve Smith. We were in first grade together before you Ieft for gymnastics camp.

  Betsy : Steve! Great to see you again.

  Steve Smith : Are you still into the juice and crackers thing?

  Betsy : No. I'm on an ultra-strict diet. I can only eat what Coach Béla Kàrolyi approves.

  [holds up glass of water with a lemon wedge] 

  Bela Karolyi : Lemon wedge? Fatty wants a lemon wedge? Here's your precious lemon wedge!

  [rubs a whole lemon into Betsy's face] 

• Stanley Smith : [discussing Francine's potato salad]  What if I told you that it contained a horrible ingredient? An unholy ingredient.

  Karl Rove : Unholy, you say?

  Karl Rove : [stands up and opens his robe, traumatizing the entire family then sits back down]  Anything else?

  Steve Smith : Where... where does your food go?

• Hayley Smith : Wait, I recognize you. You're that amoral puppet master behind George W. Bush!

  Karl Rove : [flattered]  Thank you.