"American Dad!" Francine's Flashback (TV Episode 2005) - Rachael MacFarlane as Hayley Smith

Hayley Smith : My mother stole my boyfriend!

Stanley Smith : Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other. Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through.
Francine Smith : Hayley, do Mommy a favor and put on something less revealing.

Hayley Smith : There is nothing inappropriate about this outfit.

Francine Smith : Not if you're gonna spend the weekend tinkling on Bob Guccione.
Hayley Smith : Oh, God, Mom. Were you ever cool?

Francine Smith : Oh, yeah, Hayley? Well, I pity the fool who thinks I'm uncool. Get it? I was making a Dr. T reference.
Stanley Smith : Hayley, where's your mother?

Hayley Smith : Last time I saw her, she was in the kitchen serving up body shots.

Stanley Smith : What a hostess.
Hayley Smith : [to Stan] What's the deal with the flower?

Stanley Smith : On our wedding day, I placed this yellow flower in your mom's white bouquet. It symbolized her sunshine brightening my otherwise cloudy world.

Hayley Smith : Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet.

Stanley Smith : Well, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you.

[he and Hayley laugh]

Stanley Smith : I'm serious. I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it, all of it, every last bit. Well, sweet dreams, angel.

Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith