American Dad! (TV Series)
Francine's Flashback (2005)
Rachael MacFarlane: Hayley Smith
Quotes
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Hayley Smith : My mother stole my boyfriend!
Stanley Smith : Your boyfriend stole my wife! Let's get back at them by dating each other. Wait a minute. Daddy didn't think that through.
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Francine Smith : Hayley, do Mommy a favor and put on something less revealing.
Hayley Smith : There is nothing inappropriate about this outfit.
Francine Smith : Not if you're gonna spend the weekend tinkling on Bob Guccione.
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Hayley Smith : Oh, God, Mom. Were you ever cool?
Francine Smith : Oh, yeah, Hayley? Well, I pity the fool who thinks I'm uncool. Get it? I was making a Dr. T reference.
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Stanley Smith : Hayley, where's your mother?
Hayley Smith : Last time I saw her, she was in the kitchen serving up body shots.
Stanley Smith : What a hostess.
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Hayley Smith : [to Stan] What's the deal with the flower?
Stanley Smith : On our wedding day, I placed this yellow flower in your mom's white bouquet. It symbolized her sunshine brightening my otherwise cloudy world.
Hayley Smith : Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet.
Stanley Smith : Well, if you tell anybody, I'll kill you.
[he and Hayley laugh]
Stanley Smith : I'm serious. I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it, all of it, every last bit. Well, sweet dreams, angel.