American Dad! (TV Series)

Stan of Arabia: Part 1 (2005)

Scott Grimes: Steve Smith

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• Steve Smith : Come on, Hayley. You're going to the movies with Jeff, anyway. Just give me a ride.

  Hayley Smith : You know the rule.

  Steve Smith : [sighs]  You're the most environmentally-conscious, self-actualized feminist in the world...

  Hayley Smith : And?

  Steve Smith : And I'm a douchebag.

• Hayley Smith : Steve, come on! I'm supposed to meet the neighbor's son in 20 minutes!

  Steve Smith : You know the rule. Say it, and I'll escort you to the bazaar.

  Hayley Smith : [sighs]  You're the manliest man in the history of manly men.

  Steve Smith : And?

  Hayley Smith : And when you're in your late 30s, you may have a chance at convincing a long-time female friend to have awkward pity-sex with you, once.

  Steve Smith : Aww yeah!