- Cordelia: We have to go back in.
- Angel: I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea.
- Cordelia: You wanna wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next... ever?
- Angel: I'm sure there are other rooms that...
- Cordelia: All we have to do is play the scene. Get in, get out, no one gets happy.
- Angel: What if there is no more talking in that scene? Look, I've been possessed by the spirits of old lovers before. It never goes well.
- Cordelia: Well, I've got my little cross if things get out of hand. Hey... It's awkward, but it's not us. So long as nothing is removed or inserted, it's all forgotten.
- Angel: It is us, Cordelia. It's you and me. Kissing you, it's... It's not something I can just...
- Cordelia: Oh, come on. It's not *that* horrible. Up to his ass in demon gore, fine. But ask him to mack on a hottie and he wigs. My champion ladies and gentlemen.
- Angel: Oh, yeah, yeah. I saw their production of Giselle in 1890. I cried like a baby. And I was evil!
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: So, what are we thinking? Vampires?
- Cordelia: Well, they're not a deeply tanned bunch.
- Charles Gunn: That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were-
- [everyone looks at him]
- Charles Gunn: You know, I was cool before I met y'all.
- Lorne: [singing to baby Connor in Brahms' Lullaby tune] Go to sleep, lullaby / You've been fed and you're sleepy / You'll be with Uncle Lorne / Who in no way resents not being asked to go to the ballet / And is certainly not thinking / Of selling you to the first vampire cult that makes him a decent offer...
- Cordelia: [about security guard] You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by?
- Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam.
- Cordelia: What did you just call me?
- Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid.
- Cordelia: No, after that.
- Winifred 'Fred' Burkle: And then we have to find a dress for you. Something that will make Angel crazy.
- Cordelia: Fred, sweetie, Angel *is* crazy.
- Cordelia: I was the ditsiest bitch in Sunnydale. Could've had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superhero-y, and the best action I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with the loofah.
- Angel: I was thinking now. You guys should go back. I'll snoop.
- Cordelia Chase: I'm with snoopy. Magic of the ballet, not really getting to me.
- Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: How will the dancers keep time without your rhythmic snoring?
- Angel: Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're gonna be trippin' out.
- Charles Gunn: Don't be usin' my own phrases when we've lost the trust.