Batman: The Animated Series (TV Series)

Christmas with the Joker (1992)

Mari Devon: Summer Gleeson

Quotes 

• [Joker has three hostages tied up, and introduces them on his special as "The Awful Lawful Family."] 

  The Joker : Meet... Daddy Lawful!

  [He takes out the candy cane gagging Gordon] 

  Commissioner James Gordon : YOU DISEASED MANIAC! I'LL...!

  The Joker : [sticks the cane back in]  Looks like someone needs to teach Daddy some manners. And here's Mommy Lawful!

  [takes out the cane gagging Summer] 

  Summer Gleeson : HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP US...!

  The Joker : [sticks it back in]  Ho, ho, ho, isn't she jolly.

  [He comes to Bullock, dressed in an oversized baby outfit] 

  The Joker : And here we have little Baby Lawful!

  [tickles his chin] 

  The Joker : Coochie-coochie coo!

  [takes out the cane] 

  Det. Harvey Bullock : WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I'LL RIP YOUR...!

  [Joker puts the cane back in] 

• The Joker : [planning to blow up a bridge]  Oh, look, Laffy, Mommy Lawful has something to say.

  [as Laffy, his "ventriloquist dummy"] 

  The Joker : What's up, Mommy?

  Summer Gleeson : My mother's on that train.

  The Joker : Your mother? Well, that's different, then.

  [as Laffy] 

  The Joker : Yeah. It'll be even more exciting when it crashes.