The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Mean Seasons (1998)

Tara Strong: Batgirl, Barbara Gordon, Miss Solstice

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Quotes 

• [after Calendar Girl is caught, a police officer pulls off her mask] 

  Calendar Girl : NO! DON'T LOOK AT ME!

  [She writhes around, trying to hide her face. Batman and Batgirl are watching from above] 

  Batgirl : But... she's beautiful.

  Batman : She can't see that now. All she can see are the flaws.

• Miss Solstice : No! Please! I'm too young to die!

  Calendar Girl : Honey, you're never too thin and you're never too young.

• Batman : [watching a commercial featuring Paige Monroe]  Pretty girl.

  Batgirl : Don't you mean "woman"? She was your age when she made that commercial, Bat-Boy.

• Irv Kleinman : What is this? Costumes are down the hall.

  Batman : I have a few questions for you.

  Irv Kleinman : Get lost! Can't you see I'm in a meeting?

  Batman : [grabbing him and pushing him against the wall]  Meeting's been canceled.

  Batgirl : [to the wannabe starlet on his casting couch]  I'd run if I were you.

• Batgirl : Here's all the news items from both August 7 and April 3 dating back ten years.

  Batman : Make it twenty.

  Batgirl : My, we're being thorough today. Okay, now I'm cross-referencing Donna Day Fashions and Gotham Motors for any common names, places, events.

  [a light on the display blinks] 

  Batgirl : Ta-da!

  Batman : Who is she? She looks... familiar.

  Batgirl : She should. Page Monroe. Her face was just about everywhere for a few years. She used to be a spokesmodel for a number of major companies, including...

  Batman : Let me guess. Gotham Motors and Donna Day.

  Batgirl : Right. Until both companies announced they were dropping her in favor of a new youth-oriented campaign.

  Batman : On April 3 and August 7.

• Batman : Page Monroe.

  Irv Kleinman : Page? I used to be her agent. What about her?

  Batman : What happened to her?

  Irv Kleinman : She turned 30. What are you gonna do?

  Batgirl : So you just dumped her?

  Irv Kleinman : Hey, look, I tried to help her. After the modeling dried up, I got her a lead in a sitcom. But it never flew. The network wanted younger demographics.

  Batman : Where is she now?

  Irv Kleinman : Dropped out of sight. But there were rumors. You know, the surgeon nipped when he should have tucked.