Blackadder Goes Forth (TV Series)

Private Plane (1989)

Tim McInnerny: Captain Kevin Darling

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Quotes 

• Captain Darling : Excuse me, Sir

  Lord Flasheart : Yes, yes, prat at the back.

  Captain Darling : I'm sure we'd all like to know... Why are you called the Twenty Minuters?

  Lieutenant George : Oh, Mr Thicko, fancy not knowing that!

  Lord Flasheart : It's simple! The life expectancy of a new pilot is twenty minutes!

  Captain Blackadder : Life *expectancy* of twenty minutes?

  Lord Flasheart : That's right! Goggles on, last one back's a homo! Hooray!

  [Flash leaves with the other trainees, leaving Blackadder and George in their seats] 

  Captain Blackadder : So we take off in ten minutes, we're in the air for twenty minutes, so we should be dead by twenty five to ten.

  Lieutenant George : Hairy blighters, sir, this is a bit of a turn-up for the plus fours.

• Captain Darling : I shouldn't worry, Blackadder - flying is all about navigation. As long as you've got a good navigator, I'm sure you'll be fine.

  [opens the double doors to reveal Baldrick dressed in flying gear]