Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Band Candy (1998)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: Buffy Summers

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Quotes 

• Buffy Summers : So Ethan, what are we playing? We're pretty much in a talk-or-bleed situation. Your call.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Hit him.

  Ethan Rayne : I-I'd just like to point out that this wasn't my idea.

  Buffy Summers : Meaning?

  Ethan Rayne : Well, I'm subcontracting. It's Trick you want. I'm just helping him collect a tribute... for a demon.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Well, he's lying. G'on hit him!

  Buffy Summers : [to Giles]  I don't think he is, and shut up.

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  You're *my* Slayer. Go knock his teeth down his thro...

  Buffy Summers : Giles!

  [to Ethan] 

  Buffy Summers : What demon?

  Ethan Rayne : I don't remember.

  [Buffy punches Ethan] 

  Rupert Giles : [teenage Giles]  Yes!

• Willow Rosenberg : It'll be okay when we get to Giles.

  Oz : Of course. I mean, even if he's sixteen, he's still Giles, right? He's probably a pretty together guy.

  Willow Rosenberg : Yeah, well...

  Oz : What?

  Buffy Summers : Giles at sixteen. Less "together guy" more "bad magic, hates the world, ticking time bomb guy."

• Buffy Summers : [upon finding Ethan hiding in a box]  Look, a box full of farm-fresh chicken.

• [teenage Joyce pulls a pair of handcuffs out of her back pocket] 

  Buffy Summers : Never tell me.

• [all the adults are acting like teenagers] 

  Buffy Summers : Principal Snyder?

  Principal Snyder : Call me Snyder. Just a last name, like... Barbarino.

• [first lines] 

  Rupert Giles : [reading]  "And on that tragic day, an era came to its inevitable end." That's all there is. Are you ready?

  Buffy Summers : Hit me.

  Rupert Giles : Which of the following best expresses the theme of the passage? "A": violence breeds violence, "B": all things must end, "C"...

  Buffy Summers : "B." I'm going with "B." We haven't had a "B" in forever.

  Rupert Giles : This is the SATs, Buffy, not connect-the-dots. Please pay attention. A low score could seriously harm your chances of getting into college.

  Buffy Summers : Gee, thanks. That takes the pressure right off.

• [last lines] 

  Rupert Giles : I say, your car seems to have had an adventure, doesn't it?

  Joyce Summers : Uh, Buffy assures me that it happened battling evil so I'm letting her pay for it on the installment plan.

  Buffy Summers : Uh, hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually *did* something.

  [leaves] 

  Joyce Summers : Right.

  Rupert Giles : Indeed.

  Joyce Summers : Y-Yes.

• Mr. Trick : You and me, girl... there's hard times ahead.

  [leaves] 

  Buffy Summers : [to herself]  They never just leave. Always got to say something.