- [last lines]
- Tara Maclay: Things fall apart. They fall apart *so* hard.
- Willow: Tara?
- Tara Maclay: You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were.
- Willow: Are you okay?
- Tara Maclay: I'm sorry. It's just...
- [sighs]
- Tara Maclay: You know, it takes time. You can't just have coffee and expect...
- Willow: I know.
- Willow: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to be built again on both sides. You have to learn if- if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each others lives. It's a long, important process, and can we just skip it? C-Can you just be kissing me now?
- [Xander and Buffy confront Anya and Spike after catching them having sex on camera]
- Xander Harris: Don't even try to deny it, 'cause we saw it all... the whole beautiful show.
- Anya: How...? It was just - It- It was just a thing. I... I felt bad and he was just there.
- Buffy Summers: [to Spike] Didn't take long, did it?
- Xander Harris: [to Anya] Oh, ho. Oh, okay! Ya had to do it because he was there, like Mount Everest. Like I used to be.
- Anya: And then you weren't! You left *me*, Xander, at the alter. I don't owe you anything!
- Xander Harris: So you go out and bang the first body you can find, dead or alive?
- Anya: Where do you get off judging me?
- Xander Harris: When this is your solution to our problems. I hurt you, and you get me back. Very mature.
- Anya: No. The mature solution is for you to spend your whole life telling stupid, pointless jokes so that no one will notice that you are just a scared, insecure, little boy!
- Xander Harris: I'm not joking now. You let that evil, soulless thing touch you. You wanted me to feel something? Congratulations. It worked... I look at you, and I feel sick, 'cause you had sex with that.
- Spike: It's good enough for Buffy.
- Xander Harris: Shut up, and leave her out of...
- [both Xander and Anya stare at Buffy]
- Anya: Buffy?
- Buffy Summers: Xander...
- Xander Harris: I don't wanna know this. I don't wanna know any of this.
- [Xander leaves and Buffy follows after]
- Spike: Bloody Xander. Buggered up everything. You know, I wish...
- Anya: Don't.
- [the trio sees Spike and Anya having sex on their camera]
- Warren Meers: Guys, we have to- Oh, holy crap!
- Jonathan Levinson: Oh, my God.
- Warren Meers: What is that? P-Porn?
- Jonathan Levinson: Oh, my God.
- Warren Meers: Is that the cam in the Magic Box?
- Jonathan Levinson: Oh, my God.
- Xander Harris: I know there's nothing that I can say or do to make up for what I did. I can't. Sometimes when I wake up in the morning, I'm like, "Oh God, is this my life? Was that me?"
- Anya: Me too.
- Xander Harris: But you gotta believe me. Please. I *want* to make up for it. I wanna take away the hurt... I love you so much.
- [Buffy fighting one vampire while Spike is holding another while on top of a wall]
- Spike: How you doin'?
- Buffy Summers: Oh, fine. You know. Same old, same old.
- Spike: Here. I could take care of this guy if you want.
- Buffy Summers: Whatever. Your call.
- Spike: I mean, sure, he don't look like much, but I wager he could give you a bit of nasty... Save you the staking. All you gotta do is...
- Buffy Summers: am not telling my friends about us.
- [first lines]
- [drive ATVs and chasing vampires]
- Warren Meers: They're getting to the gate!
- Andrew Wells: Yeah. I see it. I see it.
- Buffy Summers: I want us to spend time.
- Dawn Summers: Okay. Good. I love spending time...
- Buffy Summers: But I'm cramping your teenage style.
- Dawn Summers: No.
- Buffy Summers: Yes, I am. I'm the embarrassing mom who tries too hard. When did this happen?
- [Jonathan is working on a magic spell]
- Jonathan Levinson: Get back. You don't wanna make me rush this.
- Warren Meers: I'm not impressed, Padawan. When do we hit pay dirt?
- Jonathan Levinson: If something goes wrong, it's gonna surge. We'll be deader than an ex-girlfriend.
- Warren Meers: What did you say?
- Jonathan Levinson: Just let me work.
- Warren Meers: All right. All right. You do what you need to do. You get us the goods, and then watch out. It'll be like--like the whole world just spread open and gave it up for you, man.
- Jonathan Levinson: And then we're done, right? We each take our share, and we call it a day.
- Warren Meers: You're that ready to get rid of us, huh? Don't worry. We pull this off you can go buy any tropical island you want. Ah. Cheer up, Short Round. You're about to get us everything we ever wanted.