- Kris Munroe: Well, I don't know about you two, but I feel like we're on a triple blind date with Captain America, James Bond and the Lone Ranger.
- Tiffany Welles: And I think we're a little beyond the chaperone stage, don't you?
- Cotton Harper: Now just hold on there, Krissie.
- Kris Munroe: Please don't talk to me like that. It sounds like you're calming down your horse.
- Toni Blake: Agh! This stuff tastes like vinegar! You trying to poison me? I want some bourbon!
- Michael Durano: There's nothing wrong with this wine!
- Toni Blake: Are you calling me a liar?
- Michael Durano: No, I'm calling you an idiot!
- Michael Durano: Divine justice is what I'm after. An eye for an eye, like it says in the Bible. Those six months that I spend in jail were like an eternity in darkness.
- Kelly Garrett: How poetic.
- Michael Durano: Sweetheart, I'm glad you think so, because an eternity in darkness is what the three of you are going to suffer in return.
- Jade Allen: Arnie's my class act.
- Kris Munroe: Yeah, real Fred Astaire!
- Bob Sorensen: He's a male strpper.
- Jade Allen: Er, he prefers to be called an exotic dancer.
- Kris Munroe: Oh yes. It's much better.
- Michael Durano: I told you, it's okay.
- Riso: Yeah, but this was our shot. I don't like to go that public and miss. It's bad for my reputation.
- Michael Durano: Well don't put this one on your resumé.
- Messina: Nobody can stay so lucky as those three broads.
- Michael Durano: On the other hand, the more difficult the hunt, the sweeter the kill.
- Kris Munroe: Hi. Listen I'm a singer and I was wondering if...
- Jade Allen: Sorry honey. No girl singers.
- Bob Sorensen: Would you just listen to her? We really need the work.
- Jade Allen: You're her accompanist?
- Bob Sorensen: Yeah. Sort of.
- Jade Allen: Oh, I might have a spot for you. What's your name?
- Bob Sorensen: Bob Sorensen.
- Jade Allen: Sounds nice. Has a certain ring to it. Take your shirt off.
- Bob Sorensen: Take my shirt off?
- Jade Allen: Yeah. I want to see the merchandise.
- [Bob takes his his shirt off]
- Jade Allen: What instruments do you play?
- Bob Sorensen: Cello, a little piano.
- Jade Allen: Sounds perfect. Is the rest of you that good?
- Bob Sorensen: [looks to Kris] Well, I haven't had any complaints.
- [last lines]
- Tiffany Welles: Toni, tell us what Charlie looks like.
- Toni Blake: You work for him... and you've never met him?
- Kris Munroe: Uh no, we haven't. Please tell us what he looks like.
- Tiffany Welles: [as Toni seems hesitant to answer] You've got to tell us what he looks like!
- Toni Blake: Oh, well, he's, um... he's a very tall, short man. He weighs between a hundred twenty-five, two hundred fifty pounds. He has jet black, blonde hair, clean shaven with a full beard, and he dresses very formally...
- Tiffany Welles, Kris Munroe, Kelly Garrett: [raising their glasses of champagne to Toni] Thanks. Cheers...
- Anne Moore: [on the phone] Martha, I know you look stunning in black, darling, but they don't make black wines. All the gowns are color coordinated to go with the wines for the presentations. If you will meet me there, we'll figure something out.
- Tiffany Welles: [meeting Toni and her boys] Psst, you don't think this is some kind of a dating service, do you?
- Kris Munroe: Oh, come on, Charlie wouldn't that.
- Tiffany Welles: How do you know?
- Tiffany Welles: Charlie, we appreciate the concern but, uh, we can take care of ourselves.
- Toni Blake: Not as good as my boys can. Now Bob is a former U.S. olympic champion and Matt is a master of disguises and weapons and Cotton is a champion rodeo rider, roper and tracker.
- Matt Parrish: [in an English accent] I'm talking about a Château Lafite Rothschild 1934.
- Gate Guard: I think you'd better get outta here.
- Matt Parrish: Listen to me, little man, get your crayons out and copy this label down, and tell Mr. Durano I'm here. A buy like this only happens once in a lifetime.
- Jade Allen: Mmm. I think It's time us ladies had something yummy to look at. Don't you?
- Kris Munroe: Mmmmm!
- Charles Townsend: [on the phone] I have a nasty feeling someone wanted all of you out of the picture. Do you remember that near miss accident the three of you had last week?
- Kelly Garrett: Well, that could have been a coincidence.
- Charles Townsend: Maybe, but I don't want to take any chances.