Cheers (TV Series)
Affairs of the Heart (1983)
Ted Danson: Sam Malone
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Quotes
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Norm Peterson : [Sam has raised the price of beer] I'm gonna have to figure out how much I can drink and still stay within my suds allowance.
Sam Malone : [Norm punches figures into his calculator] What do you got?
Norm Peterson : I'm gonna have to cut back 8.7%. It comes out to, uh...
[Norm calculates more numbers]
Norm Peterson : ...one beer every half hour. Guess I'm gonna have to drink a little more slowly.
[Norm downs his beer in one gulp]
Norm Peterson : [brief pause] Slowing down isn't so bad.
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Sam Malone : Lefty had a heart problem.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : That's it. Hank has the same thing. I mean, the least bit of excitement - wham, bam, he's curtains.
Diane Chambers : Coach, how about sex?
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Diane, please! I thought you were Sam's girl?
Diane Chambers : Coach, I'm talking about Hank.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : Hank is seeing Carla.
Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso : [to Sam] Are you listening to this?
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Henry 'Hank' Zenzola : [about his heart] I have a serious problem.
Carla Tortelli : You do?
Diane Chambers : [about the Coach] He also said that any exertion could be very dangerous for you.
Sam Malone : And so, we thought we'd catch you before you and Carla...
Henry 'Hank' Zenzola : ...exerted.
Sam Malone : Yeah.