- Sam Malone: Thanks for dropping me off, honey.
- Martha: Sure.
- [they kiss]
- Sam Malone: Oh, I tell you - phew! - man, Martha's Vineyard is the sweetest place on earth.
- Martha: Bye, Sam.
- Sam Malone: Bye, Martha.
- Sam Malone: [referring to John Allen Hill] Nobody messes with Sam Malone, least of all some hairless king of the snobs!
- Woody Boyd: Wow, that was a real shot at you from out of nowhere, huh, Dr. Crane?
- [Woody is phoning Kelly to find out who the man was that took suggestive photos of her. A French speaking man answers the phone]
- Woody Boyd: [to Norm, Frasier and Cliff about the man on the phone] Do you know what that pervert said to me? 'Allô'. What does that mean in English?
- Norm Peterson: Wai, wai, wait, I took some French in high school. I think allô, allô means, um, 'I've got your girlfriend in my arms and, um, soon we'll be naked, you stupid cuckold'.
- Cliff Clavin: That's funny, Norm, because I thought it meant, 'I have your girlfriend in my arms and we're already naked, you stupid cuckold'.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Norm and Cliff] Oh, for God sake, stop hectoring the poor lad.
- Dr. Frasier Crane: [to Woody] It simply means that I enjoyed your girlfriend...