Cheers (TV Series)
Chambers vs. Malone (1987)
Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli
Quotes
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Sam Malone : Do I look like a guy who is about to do something stupid?
Carla Tortelli : Always.
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Tom Babson : Hey everybody, you're not going to believe this.
Cliff Clavin : You passed the bar, I'll believe anything.
Tom Babson : Yeah? Well, Sam's in jail, smartypants.
Carla Tortelli : What?
Tom Babson : Yeah, Diane had him arrested for assault and battery.
Carla Tortelli : My hero.
[She pronounces it hera]
Dr. Frasier Crane : Is Diane alright?
Tom Babson : I think she's fine, I just don't have all the details.
Norm Peterson : Well, how do you know all this stuff?
Tom Babson : Sam called me to retain my services.
Cliff Clavin : To do what, prune his trees?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Has he been arraigned yet?
Tom Babson : No, two o'clock.
Carla Tortelli : Well maybe we ought to go down to the courthouse, in case Sammy needs character witnesses.
Tom Babson : No, they don't do that until the trial, Carla.
Norm Peterson : Well what sort of defense are you planning on using?
Tom Babson : I"m thinking about pleading insanity.
Cliff Clavin : Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea. What about Sammy?