Cheers (TV Series)

Get Your Kicks on Route 666 (1991)

Ted Danson: Sam Malone

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Quotes 

• Dr. Frasier Crane : [about Frasier, Sam, Norm and Cliff taking a road trip]  We're all dropping our inhibitions, we're going to go out and find our manhood on the open road.

  Sam Malone : Yeah, like men.

  Cliff Clavin : Yeah, like men, we be.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Real men.

  Norm Peterson : Yeah, like those chicks on Thelma and Louise.

• [Frasier, Sam, Cliff and Norm are stranded out in the desert. Norm is missing] 

  Cliff Clavin : You don't suppose some wolf dragged him off in the night, do you?

  Sam Malone : Maybe we ought to take a look for him.

  Dr. Frasier Crane : Not me. I don't want to meet the wolf that could drag off Norm.

• Rebecca Howe : Look guys. Postcards from Woody.

  Sam Malone : [excitedly]  Hey, all right.

  [Rebecca hands a postcard to each of Sam, Norm and Cliff] 

  Rebecca Howe : Listen to mine. "Dear Miss Howe. I'm having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody." What does yours say, Sam?

  Sam Malone : "Dear Sam. I'm having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody."

  Norm Peterson : [reading his postcard under his breath but audibly]  "...having a great time on vacation. I miss everyone there, but I miss you most of all. Love, Woody." Cliffy?

  Cliff Clavin : "Dear Mr. Clavin. I'm having a great time on vacation. Love, Woody."