Cheers (TV Series)

Head Over Hill (1991)

Rhea Perlman: Carla Tortelli

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Quotes 

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Hey Hill, you can't order us around like that. Sammy can do anything he wants with his trash.

  John Allen Hill : Yes, I see today he's dressed it up in an apron.

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : I have never once said anything about anyone you have ever slept with.

  Sam Malone : Oh, right. What about Diane? Every morning, you threatened to stick a hand grenade in her mouth and pull the pin. You hated her.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [matter of factly]  I disapproved of her.

• Carla Tortelli-LeBec : [referring to John Allen Hill]  I marched into his office, and I started calling him bald and wrinkled, and he started calling me short and ugly, and before I knew it, our clothes were off and we were insulting each other against the filing cabinet!

  Rebecca Howe : But, Carla, I mean, he is, he is...

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : You know what I call him? The Bullet.

  Dr. Lilith Sternin-Crane : Carla, I believe I understand what happened. You two have a classic attraction-repulsion relationship. It's really a fairly common phenomenon. People who are constantly at odds with one another very often have rivers of passion raging between them, until, one day, the banks overflow in a torrent of unthinking, unreasonable emotion.

  Carla Tortelli-LeBec : Plus, the guy's practically a contortionist.