- Ernie 'Coach' Pantusso: What can I get for you, Norm?
- Norm: Well, I am gonna need something to kill time before my second beer. Uhh... how about a first one?
- Thomas P. 'Tip' O'Neill: Actually, I'm Speaker of the House of Representatives.
- Norm: Hah! That would make you Tip O'Neill, and me...
- [recognizes him]
- Norm: ...a horse's butt.
- Thomas P. 'Tip' O'Neill: You said it, not me.