- [Woody has just been given the title Senior Bartender]
- Carla LeBec: So Wood, now that you've scratched and clawed your way to the top of your profession, you still going to talk to us little people?
- Woody Boyd: Little people?
- Woody Boyd: [pauses to think] Oh, right, you folks don't like to be called midgets anymore.
- Sam Malone: Norm, you've worked for the big firms. What do they do when they need a lot of money?
- Norm Peterson: All right, first off, they go and fire all the dead wood.
- Sam Malone: And then what?
- Norm Peterson: I'm long gone by then Sam.