Diane's rich, snooty, eccentric "Mummy" comes waltzing into town with some unusual news for her daughter: Diane needs to get married by tomorrow or else Mummy will lose her share of her deceased husband's estate, a clause written into his will. Diane wants to help Mummy out, especially after Mummy's plea to Diane: "I'll never be broke. I'll either be rich or dead, the choice is yours." The problem is compounded by the fact that Diane has no steady that she can call even to go along with a marriage-in-name-only plan. Sam is suggested and he initially declines because he says that marriage changes people and their relationship regardless of if it's in name only. However, he ultimately agrees, with the ceremony to take place at the bar. Will the marriage vows change the nature of Sam and Diane's relationship? The problem that arises from the outcome of the wedding ceremony has a solution coming from an unexpected source, Mummy's long time chauffeur, Boggs.
Did You Know?
The red shirt with the white collar that Sam Malone is wearing is identical to the one Gilligan wears throughout the entire series of Gilligan's Island. Except Sam's has pockets on front. Which means it's not identical. Why is this even trivia, anyway? See more
In the closing credit's Paul Wilson's character, Glen, is shown as "Gregg". See more
[learning her mother is coming to visit
This is very strange.
That you have a mother?
That you have a mother that wants to see you?
Written by Jay Livingston
and Ray Evans
Performed by Paul Willson See more