Woody Boyd : Dr. Crane. Can you help me with something?
Dr. Frasier Crane : Of course, Woody.
Woody Boyd : You know, yesterday was mine and Kelly's third anniversary of going steady, and I gave her a dinky keychain, so she goes and gives me this three hundred dollar camera. So my problem is...
Dr. Frasier Crane : Say no more about it, Woody. If I were you, I wouldn't let Kelly's fine present cause you any guilt. After all, she comes from a very priviledged background, while you're an unsophisticated working man with nary two dimes to rub together. You know, these kinds of relationships rarely make through a third year.
Woody Boyd : Actually, I just wanted to know how to work the automatic flash. But now, I just want to go some place and cry.