Sam Malone : What are you doing, Woody?
Woody Boyd : [rubbing his hands together] I'm wringing my hands with guilt.
Sam Malone : Oh. I don't think I've ever seen that before. Why?
Woody Boyd : I told a terrible lie to the guys, Sam.
Sam Malone : Oh, you mean about being on that TV show?
Woody Boyd : No, that was true, but I got a telephone call, and I pretended it was Robert Urich on the other end. I mean I didn't hurt anybody or anything, although your plumber seemed a little confused.
Sam Malone : Well, don't worry about it. I'm sure everyone will forgive you.
Woody Boyd : But it was a lie Sam, and I've never told a lie before.
Sam Malone : What?
Woody Boyd : No, no, wait, that's a lie. I told a lie. Now that's two lies. See how much easier it gets.
Woody Boyd : Oh my God, I'm out of control. What's next? Murder?