Sam Malone : [about using the pool room on Sundays] Sunday is the night that we have our weekly pool tournament.
[general agreement from the guys]
Rebecca Howe : Well just have your pool tournament another night.
Sam Malone : [laughs] Yeah right. Like we can rearrange our schedule here, right.
Rebecca Howe : What about Monday night?
Sam Malone : Yoh, guys, we got a lady right off the boat here, doesn't speak any English. Tell her what happens Monday night, will you please.
Rebecca Howe : How about Tuesday?
Hugh : Darts night.
Rebecca Howe : Wednesday.
Cliff Clavin : Recovery from darts night.
Tim : Thursday's poker night.
Sam Malone : Friday's the night to howl.
Cliff Clavin : Yeah, and Saturday night is date night, so where does that leave us?
Norm Peterson : Horny on Sundays.
Sam Malone : Yoh!