Clone High (TV Series)

A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm (2003)

Christopher Miller: JFK, Vice Principal Mr. Butlertron

Quotes 

• Marie Antoinette : [unenthused]  Welcome to the Grassy Knoll. Try our new smoothie with pomagranate juice.

  JFK : Can I try that with melons? And Coconuts?

  Gandhi : Can I have some yams?

  JFK : Hey get your own jokes. The booby bit is MINE!

  JFK : Can I have some "cans" of milk.

  Gandhi : Yeah and some "jugs" of cream.

  JFK : Alright you just brought yourself a knuckle massage!

  [Crowd begins to chant fight] 

  Abe : A fight? Guys? GUYS? My conflict mediation seminar taught us how to reslove conflict.

  JFK : [JFK punches Gandhi in the chin]  I've got your "berries" right here and by berries I mean my foot in your berries.

  [Spits] 

  JFK : Pun thief.

  Joan of Arc : I never thought hell could be this pink.

  Cleopatra : [opens up a drawer in her jewelry box]  You can put your stuff in here. If we're going to share a room I need you to sign this.

  [produces a form] 

  Cleopatra : It's a non-disclosure agreement. It phrohibits you from discussing such things as my pre-morning make-up face and my mid-moring bowel movement.