- Larry inadvertently jeopardizes friends' adoption. He needs a clean bill of health for "The Producers" and has to wear a heart monitor. He uses it in bad situations; a bathroom indiscretion and a car accident. Wanda accuses him of racism.
- Larry needs a clean bill of health for "The Producers," but a little heart trouble means no dice. The doctor gives Larry a device called a "heart halter" that is used to monitor his heart. Larry uses the device to get out of some unappealing situations including a baby shower, accusations of blatant racism, and a car accident, which lands him in trouble with his Producers co-star David Schwimmer.—halo1k
- Marilyn (Susan Griffiths) is a big fan of Seinfeld and calls Larry after every episode of the show is aired on TV. Cheryl's friend Betty (Eliza Coyle) is having a baby shower. She asks Larry to pick up a gift. Since Betty is using a surrogate, Larry wants to get a gift for the surrogate too. Cheryl tells Larry to use his judgment and perhaps skip the surrogate.
Larry cannot have sex with Cheryl since Oscar bit his penis and he claims that he is not fully recovered yet.
Larry needs a clean bill of health for the Producers, but at his physical, he gets excited by watching the perky breasts of a nurse named Renee (Garcelle Beauvais) (who walks in while Larry is on the treadmill) and that sends his heart beat racing. Larry also complains to the doctor about lack of good magazines in his waiting lounge.
Larry has to wear a heart monitor ("Heart Holter") to get a clean bill of health for his lead role in The Producers. Larry tries to explain that the abnormality is due to Renee, but the doctor (Jack Gallagher) will not listen to any excuses. Larry has to wear the Holter for 24 hours.
Richard is dating Renee & is worried that since she is colored, she must have dated other colored men, who are rumored to have huge penises. Larry offers to have sex with Renee in case Richard cannot step up, as his 10th anniversary present.
At the restaurant, Wanda (Wanda Sykes) watches Larry hand over his valet ticket to a colored man, who was not a valet. She again accuses Larry of racism.
Larry gets an inter-racial doll for Betty. While handing it to Betty, Larry calls it a "mulatto" doll which is a derogatory word for bi-racial. He also gets a gift for the surrogate, which is awkward, as nobody else did. Later, Larry talks to the surrogate and praises her for being brave enough to part with her baby. He unknowingly puts doubts in her mind about giving the baby to Betty. The surrogate runs away.
Mel Brooks is concerned that Larry didn't pass his physical. Larry wants David to talk to his dad about adding more cashews to organic raisin-cashew mix product that he sells. Larry takes David's dad's number and gives him a call.
While Larry is calling, the answering machine comes on. Just then a car rear ends into Larry's & Larry lets go of a stream of abuses directed at the offending driver but getting recorded on David's dad's answering machine. Meanwhile, the offending driver comes at Larry with a tire iron, so Larry fakes a heart attack. Larry is taken to the hospital in an ambulance.
Larry runs into the surrogate at the hospital, who has delivered the baby. Larry asks the surrogate to return the baby to the mother.
Larry eventually gets out. But a colored man catches Larry peeking at his pecker in the urinal. Larry is curious if colored penises are bigger than white. The colored man tries to attack Larry. Larry again fakes a heart attack and is again back in the hospital.
Larry again has the heart test and again Renee walks in and again the test results go haywire. Larry has to wear the monitor for a few more days.
Meanwhile David's dad gets the answering machine message and is angry. The surrogate changes her mind and gives the baby back to the mother.
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