- Enos: Now this is wrong, sittin' in this speed trap, waitin' for somebody to come along, to fall into it. That's entrapment.
- Cletus: [Cletus is constantly flexing his index fingers] It's not entrapment if you got a good reason for being here, which we have.
- Enos: Was is it?
- Cletus: Well, this is as good a place as any to keep your fingers flexed so they'd be in good shape for writin' speed tickets.
- Enos: Shucks.
- Vance Duke: Aw, forget it, Daisy, it's like shoutin' down a dry hole. Looks like Coy 'n me are set up tighter than a skin on a sausage.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [on CB] Enos, eh, this is your top dog superior speaking, now what's on your feeble little mind, come back?
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [about Boss Hogg] You might call him the Pillow of the Community.
- Boss Hogg: Yeah, I am the Pilar of this Community.
- [chuckles]
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: He's that, too.