The Dukes of Hazzard (TV Series)
The Hazzardville Horror (1980)
Tom Wopat: Luke Duke
Quotes
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Luke Duke : [climbing out the driver's side of the General Lee] Lordy, how he gets out of that side of the car I'll never know.
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[first lines]
The Balladeer : [voice-over] It was one of them unusually peaceable Sundays in Hazzard County.
[Bo and Luke are in the General Lee, Luke is whistling casually]
The Balladeer : So unusual, the Duke boys hadn't even gotten into trouble... yet.
Daisy Duke : [on CB, from Boars Nest] Breader, breaker! Bo, Luke, do you copy? This is your kissing cousin callin'.
Luke Duke : Wall-to-wall, ten feet tall, Cousin. Where you at?
Daisy Duke : I'm at the Boars Nest and closing early. So I need a ride, fellas.
Luke Duke : Say no more. We're on our way. Down and gone.
Bo Duke : Hang on.
[and the General's engine snarls]
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Daisy Duke : [comes out of Boars Nest] Hey.
Luke Duke : Hi, Daisy, how you doin'?
Daisy Duke : Pretty good.
[wears hot pants that show off those long lithe legs]
Luke Duke : What's the problem with Dixie?
Daisy Duke : I had to take her to Cooter's. I need a little bodywork.
Bo Duke : Well, you could've fooled me, darlin'.
Daisy Duke : I thought I was the one with all the bad jokes.
Bo Duke : [as Luke laughs] You are, you are.
