Family Guy (TV Series)

Brian in Love (2000)

Lori Alan: Diane Simmons, Jane Jetson

Quotes 

• Peter Griffin : Lois, isn't Stewie a little young to be potty trained? You remember what happened to the Lindberg baby.

  [Cut to Lindberg bathroom. Charles Jr. is sitting on the toilet] 

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh : Charles, do you know what you're doing?

  Charles Lindberg : Honey, will you relax? I flew across the Atlantic, I'm a national treasure, for God's sake. I think I can handle...

  [Charles Jr. flushes himself down the toilet] 

  Charles Lindberg : Oh God! Oh God!

  [Calmly] 

  Charles Lindberg : Okay... He was kidnapped. You call the police, I'll write the ransom note.

  Anne Morrow Lindbergh : [Pointing to Amelia Earhardt]  What about Amelia? She saw everything.

  Charles Lindberg : You leave her to me.

• Lois Griffin : Hey, you, the news is on.

  Brian Griffin : Oh. Where's everybody?

  Lois Griffin : Stewie's taking a nap, and Peter and the kids are out. Come sit with me.

  Brian Griffin : Oh. Okay.

  [Gets up on couch] 

  Brian Griffin : [while Lois rubs his skull]  Oh. Ho,ho,ho,ho.

  Diane Simmons : And now, Part 3 of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.

  Tricia Takanawa : Thank you, Diane. Sex... some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person might do that?" You might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked a complete stranger in a hotel bar, and he's in the bathroom, possibly doing drugs. Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover.

  Glen Quagmire : I never had a Spanish chick before. Ole!

  Lois Griffin : Oh, it is so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.

  [thumping] 

  Lois Griffin : Brian, your tail keeps hitting me.

  [thumping stops] 

  Brian Griffin : Oh, it was bothering you, I can stop.

  Lois Griffin : No, it's okay. That breeze feels good. It's so warm in here.

  [takes sweater off, then sighs] 

  Lois Griffin : That's better.

  Brian Griffin : I-I'd take my sweater off but I'm afraid it's attached to my skin.

  [laughs] 

  Brian Griffin : Smooth.

  Lois Griffin : Well, I better go start dinner.

• Diane Simmons : And now part three of Asian correspondent Tricia Takanawa's special report on sex.

  Tricia Takanawa : Thank you Diane.Sex. Some people have it anonymously. "What kind of person would do that?" you might ask. Well, I'm about to find out. I just picked up a complete stranger in a hotel bar and he's in the bathroom right now. Possibly doing drugs.Watch as I have sex with this potentially dangerous man, as we take you in depth and undercover .

  Glen Quagmire : I've never had a Spanish chick before. Ole'!

  Lois Griffin : Oh. It's so refreshing to see something other than violence on the news.