Family Guy (TV Series)

Death Has a Shadow (1999)

Carlos Alazraqui: Mr. Weed

Quotes 

• Mr. Weed : You're fired!

  Peter Griffin : Aw, jeez. For how long?

• Mr. Weed : Griffin! Are you sleeping on the job?

  Peter Griffin : No. There's a bug in my eye and I'm trying to suffocate him.

• Lois Griffin : Oh my God! Peter, you bought the statue of David?

  Peter Griffin : Um, no, I just rented it. They're gonna be ticked, though. The penis broke off while I was in the car.

  [Peter throws the stone away, which breaks through Mr. Weed's window. He picks it up] 

  Mr. Weed : I shall call you "Eduardo".