Family Guy (TV Series)

Fore, Father (2000)

Nicole Sullivan: Bride, Candi, Mary

Quotes 

• Stripper : How old are you?

  Chris Griffin : Old enough to know you're a whore!

  [the stripper takes Chris by the hand much to his surprise, The camera cuts to Quagmire who is excited watching another stripper dance] 

  Glen Quagmire : Whoa! Whoa ho-ho! Whoa ho-ho-ho ho-ho!

  [Throws money around] 

  Stripper : [Bent over]  Come on, talk to me, sweetie.

  [slaps her bottom] 

  Stripper : You look a little down.

  Chris Griffin : I always thought I'd go to my first nudie bar with my dad. He doesn't have time for me.

  Stripper : Well, sweetie, part of growing up is learning that adults aren't perfect

  [takes off her top and spins it around] 

  Stripper : Your dad deserves another chance.

  Chris Griffin : Wow! You are smart.