Family Guy (TV Series)
He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)
Seth Green: Chris Griffin, Travis Coates, Eskimo Son
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Quotes
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Lois Griffin : Peter, where's Chris?
Chris Griffin : I love you She Hulk.
Security Guard : All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.
Chris Griffin : I... I don't have any hams.
Security Guard : Lift up your shirt son.
Chris Griffin : I need an adult. I need an adult.
Security Guard : You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.
Chris Griffin : Thanks.
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Chris Griffin : Go away, you're not welcome here!
[pointing at his fat stomach]
Meg Griffin : Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.
Chris Griffin : Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.
Meg Griffin : Mom?
Lois Griffin : Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.
Meg Griffin : But, Mom!
Lois Griffin : Now I love all of my children equally.
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Lois Griffin : He's figured out how to get the twinkie.
Chris Griffin : Ha ha. I'm turning you into poo.
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Chris Griffin : [after eating vegetables] It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past its prime!
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Lois Griffin : Chris where have you been?
Chris Griffin : Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done.
Lois Griffin : Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction.
Peter Griffin : [in a very sexy voice] Hello!
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Stewie Griffin : Voice control... Hi, I'm Chris.
Chris Griffin : Hi, I'm Chris.
Stewie Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Chris Griffin : Eviscerate the proletariat!
Stewie Griffin : [sings] If you're blue and you don't know where to go to, why don't you go where fashion sits?
Chris Griffin : Puttin' on the ritz!
Stewie Griffin : Not my bit, but funny still.