Family Guy (TV Series)

He's Too Sexy for His Fat (2000)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Katie Coates, Lemonade Girl

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?

  Peter Griffin : Maybe I will! Then I'll put it on my feet and skate around on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks!

  Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense!

  Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful!

• Lois Griffin : Peter, where's Chris?

  Chris Griffin : I love you She Hulk.

  Security Guard : All right son, I'm going to need those two hams back.

  Chris Griffin : I... I don't have any hams.

  Security Guard : Lift up your shirt son.

  Chris Griffin : I need an adult. I need an adult.

  Security Guard : You're not a shoplifter, you're just a fat kid. Sorry about that fatty, fat, fatty. Hey Tom, he's just a fat kid. Aren't ya fatty? He's a big ol' fat kid. Here's some chocolate fatso.

  Chris Griffin : Thanks.

• [Peter has had plastic surgery] 

  Lois Griffin : Peter, did you get a new buttocks?

  Peter Griffin : I had to. My old one had a crack in it.

• Lois Griffin : Oh my, tomatoes are 3.99 a pound that's so high! Isn't that high? It seems so high!

• Chris Griffin : Go away, you're not welcome here!

  [pointing at his fat stomach] 

  Meg Griffin : Wow, Chris, did you lose weight? You're wicked skinny, I'm jealous.

  Chris Griffin : Thanks Meg. I'm jealous of your moustache.

  Meg Griffin : Mom?

  Lois Griffin : Oh, it's fine, Meg. It makes you look dignified.

  Meg Griffin : But, Mom!

  Lois Griffin : Now I love all of my children equally.

• [Peter has had plastic surgery] 

  Lois Griffin : Ahh, I hate what you've become. Why don't you go back to that doctor and have him suck the fat out of your head?

  Peter Griffin : Maybe I will, and then I'll put it on my feet and stand on Paul Bunyan's giant skillet to cook his flapjacks.

  Lois Griffin : That doesn't make any sense.

  Peter Griffin : It doesn't have to. I'm beautiful.

• Lois Griffin : He's figured out how to get the twinkie.

  Chris Griffin : Ha ha. I'm turning you into poo.

• Lois Griffin : Chris where have you been?

  Chris Griffin : Dad took me to see a plastic surgeon to have liposuction but I didn't have it done.

  Lois Griffin : Good for you Chris. That was a very grown-up decision. I mean what kind of egomanical pretentious jerk gets liposuction.

  Peter Griffin : [in a very sexy voice]  Hello!