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One If by Clam, Two If by Sea 

When a hurricane destroys The Drunken Clam, it is bought by a British man who turns it into an English pub to the dismay of Peter and the gang.


Seth MacFarlane (created by), Seth MacFarlane (developed by) | 6 more credits »




Episode cast overview:
Seth MacFarlane ... Peter Griffin / Brian Griffin / Stewie Griffin / Glenn Quagmire / Tom Tucker / Nigel Pinchley / God / Judge / Demond Wilson / British Guy #2 / British Announcer / British Guy #4 / Benjamin Disraeli / Arnold Schwarzenegger / Inmate #2 / Party Host (voice)
Alex Borstein ... Lois Griffin / Loretta Brown / Tricia Takanawa / Jewish Woman (voice)
Seth Green ... Chris Griffin (voice)
Mila Kunis ... Meg Griffin (voice)
Lori Alan ... Diane Simmons (voice)
Edward Asner ... Steve Bellows (voice) (as Ed Asner)
John G. Brennan ... Horace (voice) (as Johnny Brennan)
Tara Strong ... Eliza Pinchley / Maria Jimenez (voice) (as Tara Charendoff)
Mike Henry ... Cleveland Brown (voice)
Hugh Laurie ... Bar Patron (voice)
Alan Shearman ... (voice)
Danny Smith Danny Smith ... British Guy #1 / Carruthers / Eric / Officer / Inmate #2 / Businessman (voice)
Jennifer Tilly ... Bonnie Swanson (voice)
Patrick Warburton ... Joe Swanson (voice)


Horace sells the Drunken Clam to a British investor, who converts the bar into an old English pub. Upset about the loss of their traditional watering hole, Peter and the guys start an unsuccessful revolution to drive him out. Meanwhile, Stewie meets the new owner's toddler daughter, and begins an intensive training course on her to turn her into a proper English lady. Written by Jean-Marc Rocher <>

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Animation | Comedy


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Release Date:

1 August 2001 (USA) See more »

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Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1
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Did You Know?


The song Peter plays on the glasses before the hurricane is "What I Did For Love" from the musical "A Chorus Line". See more »


There is no way the bar was sold and remodeled in less than a day. See more »


Peter Griffin: Thank you, God.
God: You're welcome.
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Alternate Versions

In the Spanish Castilian dubbing, Peter talks in dreams about Leslie Nielsen instead of Richard Jeni. The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad! is also mentioned. See more »


Referenced in The Cleveland Show: Pilot (2009) See more »


Life of the Wife
Music by Frederick Loewe
Lyrics by Alan Jay Lerner
Parody lyrics by Jim Bernstein and Michael Shipley
Performed by Tara Strong, Michelle Horn and Seth MacFarlane
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bad stereo-type American dribble of British
14 January 2014 | by neil3styleukSee all my reviews

i love family guy but i always get annoyed with this episode as the portrait of British people is probably the furthest thing from what we are like in real life, i get it is a cartoon and fictional but most Americans must think all of us talk with a posh accent i.e. sound like hugh grant, in fact only very small amount of people in UK talk like this and most other British people hate the posh sounding accent, also British pubs are nothing like this in fact most British pubs are more like the clam was originally.

the vast majority of the British population are working class people more like the griffin family, its not just this episode of family guy though allot of American shows don't represent very good British portrayals but never mind. Some funny moments in the episode just bad stereo-typical characters.

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