Family Guy (TV Series)
The Son Also Draws (1999)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Marion Cunningham, Robin Hood
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Quotes
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Stewie Griffin : Stupid, greedy savages!
Lois Griffin : Stewie! That's a terrible thing to say.
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Lois Griffin : This one particular tribe has lost their way, but most Native Americans are proud, hard-working people who are true to their spiritual heritage. They are certainly NOT savages.
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Stewie Griffin : Oh, that's funny, mother. Just this morning you said they were lazy, like the dirty Mexicans.
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Stewie Griffin : Ha ha! Just kidding. The Mexicans are a clean and industrious people with a rich cultural heritage.
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Meg Griffin : Yeah, not like those dumb, gargantuan Swedes.
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Meg Griffin : Actually, the Swedish people run the gamut from very short to tall. And did you know that Sweden gave us the brilliant inventor Alfred Nobel?
['The More You Know' logo appears]
Peter Griffin : Yeah, which is more than we ever got from those free-loading Canadians.
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Peter Griffin : Canada sucks!
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Peter Griffin : [refusing to accept he's lost] You know I can't ask another human being for directions.
Lois Griffin : Why not?
Peter Griffin : Because I'm a man. Haven't you ever seen a stand-up comedian, Lois?
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Lois Griffin : Stewie, I've got something special for you.
Stewie Griffin : Jell-o, how exotic! I feel like I'm on the deck of the Q.E. 2!
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Lois Griffin : [Stewie has just seen his parents having sex] Honey, there's nothing wrong with what you saw... in fact, that's sort of how you were created...
Stewie Griffin : Oh! That is a vile and odious lie! Get out of here woman, get out!
[Lois leaves, Brian enters]
Brian Griffin : Oh, God. You saw them together, didn't you?
Stewie Griffin : Ngg...
[Stewie nods]
Brian Griffin : You know the tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there, too.
