Father Ted (TV Series)

Kicking Bishop Brennan up the Arse (1998)

Dermot Morgan: Father Ted Crilly

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• Father Ted Crilly : [Ted worried about his upcoming forfeit]  I was just thinking about my next parish. Bishop Brennan is always threatening to send me somewhere unpleasant, and this time I think he just might go through with it. You see... I'm going to kick him up the arse.

• Father Ted Crilly : Let's get some sleep.

  [lights turn off but it is still bright] 

  Father Ted Crilly : It's morning. We must have talked all night. Still at least we've got a few hours before...

  [alarm clock goes off] 

  Father Ted Crilly : Good thing I set a little early so we'll have time to get ready for...

  [door bell rings] 

  Father Ted Crilly : [whines]  Oh God!