Frasier (TV Series)

Legal Tender Love and Care (2000)

Teri Polo: Abby Michaels

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Quotes 

• Frasier : That suit is very becoming on you. Is it new?

  Abby Michaels : If it isn't, thank you for noticing, Frasier.

  Frasier : Oh, no, thank you for being so, uh... noticeable.

  Dr. Niles Crane : [to Daphne]  Do I sound like that?

  Daphne Moon : Yeah, but it's cute when you do it.

• Martin Crane : [Abby ends the phone call with her client but forgets to stop the timer. Martin taps his watch]  Aren't you forgetting something?

  Abby Michaels : Oh, my goodness, you're right. It's getting very late and I haven't even looked at the menu yet. My, so many choices. What are you guys having?

  Martin Crane : Well, I'm pretty sure someone's getting scrod.

• Martin Crane : Hey, Abby, you'll like this one. I used to tell it at the precinct. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

  Abby Michaels : I don't know. It depends on how many cops planted it there?

  Frasier : Thrust and parry, Dad!

• Abby Michaels : I said get out! And to think I almost slept with you.

  Frasier : You still can.

• Frasier : So, ah, why did you call me?

  Abby Michaels : Well, Frasier, I thought we could celebrate.

  Frasier : Really. Celebrate what?

  Abby Michaels : Well, this morning I was called down to the conference room and all the partners were there. I thought they were going to yell at me because they found out I'd given you a discount, but instead, they told me I made partner.

  Frasier : [smiling]  You gave me a discount?