[In Vegas, Ross and Rachel are drunk in their hotel room]
Rachel : [Picking up the phone] Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too... hello? Oh wait... I forgot to dial.
[There is a knock at the door]
Ross : That must be our alcohol and beers.
[Ross and Rachel are both drunk]
Joey : Hey.
Ross : Hey! It's Joey, I love Joey!
Rachel : Oh, I love Joey! Joey lives with a duck.
Joey : Hi.
Joey : Alright look, I need some help, okay?Someone has to convince my hand twin to cooperate!
Ross : I'll do it. Whatever you need me to do, I'm your man.
Ross : [Sits down on nothing and falls to the ground]
Ross : Whoa, whoa, whoa. Are you okay?
Joey : Yeah. Fine. Thanks. Hey Rach, how do you doin'?
Rachel : I'm doin' good baby. How you doin'?
Joey : Ross, don't let her drink anymore!
Rachel : [throws off her light blue robe and gasps at herself, completely naked] Oh! Look what happened...
[looking about, thinking to herself]
Rachel : Check me *out*. I'm in my kitchen... *naked*.
[shrugs, picks up an orange]
Rachel : I'm pickin' up an orange... and I'm *naked*.
[puts the orange down, heads over to the couch with a smile]
Rachel : I'm lighting the candle... *naked*. And carefully.