- # 99: If Siegfried is on the level, Chief, think of all the valuable information we can get from him.
- Chief: Yes, you may be right. Max, where does he want to meet?
- Maxwell Smart: In the same warehouse.
- Chief: Well all right, but if it's a trap and we get killed, you're fired!
- Chief: [pause] Max, you know I'm frightened...
- Maxwell Smart: Why Chief?
- Chief: I'm beginning to sound like you.
- Siegfried: [Siegfried has announced he is leaving KAOS] Twenty years I have been with them. Stealing, robbing, lying, killing, murdering. Und what did I get out of it? Nothing! Just a lot of fun.
- Siegfried: Tell your Chief I am ready to cooperate with Control. Also I will sell them some of Kaos' top secrets.
- Maxwell Smart: All right, Siegfried, I'll tell 'em. But I don't think the Chief will trust you.
- Siegfried: Give me one good reason why he shouldn't trust me.
- Maxwell Smart: Because you're a rotten, vicious, cruel, cunning, maniacal murderer.
- Siegfried: All right, that's one. Now give me another.
- Maxwell Smart: And now for the 'defector of the year' award. Outside this room is a KAOS traitor. One of their top agents who is now operating completely with Control. Although he is not going to get a golden pistol, he has received honorable mention for the Benedict Arnold medallion.