- Rory Gilmore: [to Lane, after running away from Doose's market after being kissed] I got kissed.
- [Holds up a box of starch]
- Rory Gilmore: And I shoplifted.
- Rory Gilmore: [Rory tells Lane about her first kiss] Oh my God, he kissed me.
- Mrs. Kim: [Mrs. Kim comes up to the girls] Who kissed you?
- Lane Kim: The Lord, Mama.
- Mrs. Kim: Oh, OK then.