Grey's Anatomy (TV Series)
Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer (2005)
T.R. Knight: Dr. George O'Malley
Quotes
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[Bailey who is pregnant, is rubbing her stomach and has labored breaths as she walks through the halls of the hospital. The interns are talking as they follow her]
Dr. George O'Malley : Look at her belly. She's almost as wide as she is tall.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Are her ankles swollen? Is that why she's waddling?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : What's gonna happen to us when she goes on leave?
Dr. Cristina Yang : She's going on leave?
Dr. Meredith Grey : What do you think happens when people push babies out of their vagina?
[George laughs]
Dr. George O'Malley : Do you think we're going to get a new resident?
Dr. Alex Karev : Nah. They'll probably just let us wander around unattended. See how much damage we can do.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Yeah, well, you would know.
[Enthusiastic]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Hey, guys, we should all get together and get Bailey a Christmas gift for the baby, or we could, um, organize some sort of Secret Santa thing.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, listen Tiny Tim, you can take your...
[George and Meredith move in next to each other to block Cristina from Izzie]
Dr. George O'Malley : Sounds great.
Dr. Meredith Grey : Secret Santa sounds great, Izzie.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Okay.
[turns around and leaves]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : [Cristina has an appalled look on her face]
Dr. Meredith Grey : We're being supportive.
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Dr. Meredith Grey : I got another one for you.
[hands a chart to Dr. Bailey]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : He tried to gift wrap a 70-inch TV for his wife?
Dr. George O'Malley : Hernia?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Strangulated. Pretty ugly.
Dr. Miranda Bailey : And you just know the wife hates TV.
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[Alex is mock-examining Cristina, and is basically fondling her chest]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Okay, the way you're grabbing me now, that's assault.
[Straightens out his fingers]
Dr. Cristina Yang : This... is an exam. Pads.
[Moves his hand on her chest properly]
Dr. George O'Malley : [George walks in] What... What the hell? Does Izzie know... Does Burke know about this?
Dr. Cristina Yang : Unbunch your panties, George. We're helping Alex study.
[to Alex]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Do it.
[Alex continues examining her chest]
Dr. George O'Malley : I can't hear you when his hand is on your boob.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Take your hand off my boob, Alex.
[Alex moves his hand off her chest]
Dr. George O'Malley : Thank you. Study for what?
Dr. Alex Karev : Shut it, Yang.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Alex failed his boards.
Dr. George O'Malley : Seriously?
Dr. Alex Karev : I failed one part of one board. That's it.
Dr. George O'Malley : Still, that's pretty embarrassing.
[Stifles a laugh]
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Cristina's pager beeps] Hey, he's all yours, Georgie. Do your worst.
[Cristina leaves]
Dr. George O'Malley : You're not giving me a rectal. Do not ask me to cough.
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[Dr. Bailey, who is pregnant, is in the OR]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Do not kick me.
Dr. George O'Malley : Excuse me?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Are you kicking me under the table, O'Malley?
Dr. George O'Malley : No!
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Then clearly, I wasn't talkin' to you.
[Dr. Bailey groans, steps back from the operating table]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Talking to her stomach] You cannot kick me while I'm doing my job.
[Massages a spot on her stomach, Meredith and George just look at her]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [pauses] Thank you.
[Goes back to the operating table, and resumes the surgery]
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[Izzie walks up to Alex, who is sleeping, and slaps him]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Wake up.
[Alex lifts his head up]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : God. No wonder you failed your boards. What, do you expect to learn this stuff by osmosis?
Dr. Alex Karev : What are you doing here?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : [sighs] I'm a farmer, okay? I've been drooling, puking, and crapping in my pants.
Dr. Alex Karev : You came here to help me study?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Well, I'm not actually crapping my pants now, am I?
Dr. Alex Karev : Why would you want to help me after what I did?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Because, it's what JESUS, would freaking do!
Jimmy Shelton : How is she?
Nadia's Mother : Is she gonna be alright?
Dr. Miranda Bailey : She lost a lot of blood, but we were able to replace it and repair the tear. She's going to require several days' observation, but she should make a full recovery.
Jimmy Shelton : Thank God.
Nadia's Mother : Thank God is right, because we're certainly not gonna thank you. We should sue you for all you're worth. We sat here, and sat here, and sat here, and sat here...
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Quietly to George] You wanna help me out?
Dr. George O'Malley : [Quietly to Bailey] Really?
Nadia's Mother : And sat here, and watched you take patient after patient...
Dr. Miranda Bailey : [Quietly to George] You got your second chance, just don't screw it up.
Nadia's Mother : ...And made my daughter wait for three whole days for her operation. I should sue you and this whole damned hospital!
Dr. George O'Malley : Okay, yeah. You could sue us, or you could consider the possibility of just shutting the hell up.
Nadia's Mother : What did you just say to me? Did you hear what he just...
Ernie : I heard him!
Josh Shelton : You can't talk to an old lady like that.
Nadia's Mother : Where is my daughter? I'd like to see her.
Dr. George O'Malley : Well you can't. I'm her doctor, she is my patient, and this is a hospital, which is the kind of place where people could generally use a little peace and quiet. So, no. Right now, you can't see her. And I am not saying this because you threatened to sue Dr. Bailey, who spent the last several hours saving your daughter's life, saving your wife's life. I am saying this because she is my patient and she is the recovery wing of this hospital trying to recover, and visiting hours are over. So, good night. And, Merry Christmas.
[Walks away]
Dr. George O'Malley : [Bailey, with her arms folded, stares down the family]
Dr. Miranda Bailey : Interns. Too emotional. Apologies.
[Leaves]
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[George is helping Alex study]
Dr. George O'Malley : [In a bizzare accent] My throat, it's like, wicked sore, yo. Plus, I got all these sick break outs, right?
Dr. Alex Karev : Dude, seriously.
[George gets up to leave]
Dr. Alex Karev : Alright, alright! Sit down, sit down.
[George comes back]
Dr. Alex Karev : Open up your mouth, I'd like to inspect your tonsils.
[Alex shines a pen light into George's mouth as he sticks his tongue out]
Dr. George O'Malley : [Sticking his tongue out] Aaaa!
[Izzie walks in]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : What's wrong with you? Are you sick?
Dr. George O'Malley : Fake sick.
[Izzie just looks confused]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : I failed my practical board exam. O'Malley's helping me study.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : You failed your...
[Angrily]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : You're helping him?
Dr. George O'Malley : Just to study. Nothing else.
Dr. Alex Karev : Izzie...
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : No, you don't get to say my name! And you are unbelievable!
[Walks out]
Dr. George O'Malley : [as he runs after Izzie] I was doing mono, the whole fever and the glands thing. The acne, was just part of the teenager thing.
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Dr. George O'Malley : [Following Izzie up a staircase] Izzie, would you, wait?
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : I say I like the guy, and you can't stop hating him.
Dr. George O'Malley : Izzie...
[Still following her through the hospital]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Then as soon as he screws me over, you're his new best friend.
Dr. George O'Malley : Izzie. He failed his boards. This is important.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : He cheated on me!
[George & Izzie run into Meredith]
Dr. Meredith Grey : Busted?
Dr. George O'Malley : Yeah, busted.
Dr. Meredith Grey : His exam is tomorrow.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : You're in on this too? He cheated on me! God!
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Carrying a small Christmas tree out of a patient's room] Told you she'd find out.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Oh, of course you're in on it.
Dr. George O'Malley : She let him touch her boobs!
[Cristina hits George with the tree]
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : He cheated on me with George's skanky syph nurse!
Dr. George O'Malley : That is just plain rude!
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Dr. Meredith Grey : We know, he cheated on you! That's why we let you turn the living room into Santa's freaking Village.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : What?
Dr. Meredith Grey : We're not big on holidays. You know that. We're trying to be supportive because you're having a hard time. But right now, Alex, he's having a harder time.
Dr. Isobel 'Izzie' Stevens : Why does everyone care what kind of time Alex is having?
Dr. Meredith Grey : Because he's dirty Uncle Sal.
[They all look at her strangely]
Dr. Cristina Yang : Sorry?
Dr. George O'Malley : You lost me.
Dr. Meredith Grey : [Thinking they'll catch on...] Dirty Uncle Sal. Who embarrasses everyone at family reunions, and who can't be left alone with the teenage girls, but you invite him to the picnic anyway.
Dr. Cristina Yang : Sorry, what?
Dr. George O'Malley : Still lost.
Dr. Meredith Grey : I have a mother who doesn't recognize me. As far as family goes, this hospital, you guys are it. So, I know you're pissed at Alex, but, maybe you could try to help him anyway. Sort of like the spirit of this holiday you keep shoving down everybody's throats.
[Izzie and Meredith walk off in opposite directions]
Dr. Cristina Yang : [Disdainfully, to George] You...
[Turns away with the tree]
Dr. George O'Malley : What?
Dr. Cristina Yang : "Boob"?
